Pilots are smart, intellegent people....

[2Late4U]

Where can I get that Rocky & Bullwinkle molesting Yoda wav file!

[NUTTZ]

 

Originally posted by TheWobble:
ROFL!!!
MY GOD WAS I WRONG!!!  

No, no you weren't,, See there is a unique and special personality that is lacking on others boards that sets this one apart and it is very simple, we've learn to laugh at ourselfs, AND THAT, my friend is what makes a person very special.

NUTTZ

[LJK Raubvogel]

On the whole intelligence thingy, here's a humorous story. When we first got married, my wife was filling out a job application that asked her what her best qualities were.

Wife:"Honey, how do you spell intelligent?"

Raub:"Umm...if you have to ask how to spell it, I don't think you can put it down as an answer."

To this day, anytime she gives me chit, I ask her: "Honey, how do you spell intelligent?"  

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LJK_Raubvogel
LuftJägerKorps

 

[This message has been edited by LJK Raubvogel (edited 12-13-2000).]

[StSanta]

Ah, RAM; you need my permission to post pics of my future brides.

Shame on you.



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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"

[-ammo-]

 

Originally posted by StSanta:
Ah, RAM; you need my permission to post pics of my future brides.

I thought it was little boys you liked? woman are for  real men Go home and change...

[Pepino]

Ram, If they are ugly and not particulary clever, and you have the looks and intelligence of the family...    

Pepe

[StSanta]

ammo, how would you know that women are for real men? The closest you've ever gotten to a real man was next in line at a Minni Vanilli concert.

Just go away, and take your filthy eyes away from my innocent brides.

 

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StSanta
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"

[RAM]

 

Originally posted by Pepino:
Ram, If they are ugly and not particulary clever, and you have the looks and intelligence of the family...

I mean of my parents, and previous ascendence. My sisters are photogenic, but I am...

Very modest so I wont start to say here how wonderful, intelligent, good-looking and charismatic I am  

StSanta, in your dirtiest dreams my sisters say "no" to you...

I figure than in your normal dreams they hit you on the...face  

And of course you stand no chance in real life...Thay may be not very clever...but something of good sense is inherent to my family  

(hihihi)  

[This message has been edited by RAM (edited 12-14-2000).]

[-towd_]

silly bastard obviously posted to the wrong board.

intelligent my bellybutton most of you are republicans

[2Late4U]

My wife is a very smart person, but has this amazing hole in her head when it comes to math.   She can do math just fine if she sits down and makes it her focus (ie she's great at the checkbook and bills)....but god help her if she tries to make a mathematical assumption or off the cuff figuring.

My favorite to this day was when we were watching TV and they were talking about some poor sap who got 90 days in jail on a technicality for basically doing nothing more than be a good samaritan.  My wife then looks at me and says, "My God, thats almost 2 months!"

God I love my wife.  

[TheWobble]

I doubt anyone can beat the time I put Desal in my V6 GAS engine, my truck was converted into a studdering smokescreen of humility for 2 days, fortunatly i only put in $5 so it didnt do any damage to the engine since the rest of the GAS dilluted it, but still to picture this idiot coming twords you in this big red heaving mass of smokeing terror with an odd look of mahem on his face must have been enjoyable to all who saw me.

[Gunthr]

LOL Wobble, did the same thing in my boat very early one morning on my way to go fishing -  only it was 50 gallons of diesel - I had to spend the morning pumping it out.
It wasn't too funny at the time, though  

Gunthr