Author Topic: Joke of the day (2)  (Read 352 times)

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Joke of the day (2)
« on: April 05, 2001, 07:15:00 AM »
> > The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
> >
> > Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> > Bad: It's triplets
> > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
> >
> > Good: Your wife's not talking to you
> > Bad: She wants a divorce
> > Ugly: She's a lawyer
> >
> > Good: Your son is finally maturing
> > Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
> > Ugly: So are you
> >
> > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
> > Ugly: You're in them
> >
> > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> > Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
> >
> > Good: Your husband understands fashion
> > Bad: He's a cross-dresser
> > Ugly: He looks better than you
> >
> > Good: You give the "birds and bees:" talk to your daughter
> > Bad: She keeps interrupting
> > Ugly: With corrections
> >
> > Good: The postman's early
> > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
> >
> > Good: You son is dating someone new
> > Bad: It's another man
> > Ugly: He's your best friend
> >
> > Good: Your daughter got a new job
> > Bad: As a hooker
> > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
> > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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