Author Topic: For you Chuck Norris fans (Read 328 times)

Meatwad · « **on:** January 28, 2006, 05:35:34 PM »

Spike TV has a couple of Chuck Norris movies on from about 5pm central to 9pm central, good watching

superpug1 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2006, 11:36:49 PM »

Chuck Norris is so hard core he eats turtle and craps ninja turtles

Chairboy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2006, 12:04:33 AM »

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only THREE moves.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2006, 02:56:05 AM »

Chuck Norris is so gay Richard Simmons is looking for a new line of work.

Pei · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2006, 03:25:54 AM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
Chuck Norris is so gay Richard Simmons is looking for a new line of work.

Bingo, we have a winner.

OverBkil · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2006, 04:13:24 AM »

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2006, 07:22:19 AM »

Steven Segal would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

Then they would kiss and....

Well, they would end up on Dr. Phil trying to sort out the big question... Steven & Chuck Norris or Steven & Chuck Segal.

What a mess

ewwww

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2006, 09:31:01 AM »

Chuck Norris once decided to dig a latrine while camping. It is now known as the Grand Canyon.

Sox62 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2006, 01:25:40 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
Steven Segal would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

Then they would kiss and....

Well, they would end up on Dr. Phil trying to sort out the big question... Steven & Chuck Norris or Steven & Chuck Segal.

What a mess

ewwww

Or he might mistake Chuck for a sandwhich,and he would truly be doomed.

Nilsen · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2006, 02:11:04 PM »

yeah Steven has become rather chubby hasnt he?

His bum is not as cute as it used to be

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2006, 02:22:48 PM »

Why is anyone a fan of Chuck Norris or Segal?

There is somebody who could kick both their tulips simultaneously.

Jackie Chan!

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2006, 03:00:54 PM »

The Delta Force is on Spike right now!!!!!!!oneone11