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Offline Eagler

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« on: January 22, 2001, 11:39:00 AM »
Sunday, Jan. 21, 2001 12:50 p.m. EST

Bush Clean-up Team Scrubs Clinton Stains From Oval Office

As one of his first acts as president of the United States, George W. Bush ordered a top-to-bottom scrub-down of the Oval Office complex where his predecessor carried on a messy affair with a 23-year-old White House intern.

Bush had a "SWAT team" of two dozen cleaners scour his future workplace, beginning just four minutes after he took the oath of office, the New York Daily News reported Sunday.

From 1995 through 1997 Monica Lewinsky and ex-President Clinton had sex in the hallway and annex just outside the Oval Office door and often left behind towels stained with lipstick and other substances for White House stewards to clean.

Even one of the president's naval valets, who had been summoned before the Starr grand jury, testified he and other attendants feared picking up tissues found around the Oval Office because of the presidential stains.

Other testimony indicated that Clinton sometimes used adjacent offices (Nancy Heinrich's comes to mind) and the Oval Office sink to finish the encounters in a satisfactory manner.

During a campaign appearance on "The Late Show" with David Letterman last fall, Bush joked that a post-Clinton office scrubbing would be a top priority - but never gave a hint that he actually intended to do it.

Besides the removal of whatever physical stains Clinton left behind, Bush ordered an immediate revamping of his office's decor - including the removal of almost every artifact from the Clinton era.

Among the items swept away by the Bush clean-up SWAT Team: Clinton's gold damask Oval Office drapes, his gaudy royal blue floor rug and couches upholstered in glitzy cherry red and cream silk.

Bush had movers resurrect the more elegant ivory and beige terra-cotta carpeting favored by Ronald Reagan and installed more sedate furniture.

The two dozen direct-call phone lines ordered by Clinton during his first week in the White House (a feature that allowed him to call Lewinsky for phone sex without detection by White House operators) have also been replaced.

The new president will have instead direct telephone links to his wife, Laura, Vice President Cheney and other senior White House staffers.

"By day's end, there was little to suggest Bill Clinton had ever been [in the Oval Office]," reported the News.

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Again, it stuns me to believe that this behavior was shrugged off by so many as "his personal business". Sorry, no, if anyone from CEO to janitor was discovered to be engaging in like behavior at the work place, he'd be gone so fast you'd never know he was there....and the NOW (national organization of women) gang would be leading the charge, not defending the perv..

And to think the democrats are drooling over the possibility of this guy might be their spokesperson of one sort of another. My opinion of the dems still hasn't changed  

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2001, 12:56:00 PM »
I have no problem with Bill Clinton being the head of the Democratic Party

He is the only discraced, impeached former President

The perfect leader for the Democrats

Al Gore,where are yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

hehee, now these's someone we will never hear from again,Al Gore!!  LOl heheee roflol!!!

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2001, 01:00:00 PM »
Eagler,

This is bordering on fixation.  You either need to let it go.. or get a blow-job.

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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2001, 01:42:00 PM »
Thanks AKDejaVu, I'll see what I can do  

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Eagler,

This is bordering on fixation.  You either need to let it go.. or get a blow-job.

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2001, 03:16:00 PM »
You know me....

 "...., reported the News."

Eagler - care to tell me where that 'News' came from? A URL or something?

Tnx

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2001, 04:02:00 PM »
hem ... oval orifice ?


Sorry had to do  

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2001, 05:08:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Nash:
You know me....

 "...., reported the News."

Eagler - care to tell me where that 'News' came from? A URL or something?

Tnx

Nash
I found the info here:
 http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2001/1/21/114738

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2001, 05:22:00 PM »
You guys are all good representatives of how hateful, petty and obsessed the right wing is in this country.

You can't even be gracious in victory.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, you have ALL branches of government under your control.  Something that you have wanted for a LONG time.  Yet, what do we hear?  Bill Clinton this, Al Gore that.  Give it the diddly up.

You are in complete power even though 53% of the voters voted for liberal (Nader) or moderate (Gore) candidates.

Find a positive way to gloat.

BTW, Al Gore will kick Bushie out in 2004.

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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2001, 05:37:00 PM »
Ahhh right. That Newsmax site that y'all have made me aware of... through a multitude of cut and paste jobs to this forum of completely bogus stories.

That cracks me up.... almost as good as TheOnion... but at least the Onion is *intentionally* trying to be funny.

Eagler - Newsmax is the journalistic equivelant of the National Enquirer. By all means - read it as some kind of guilty pleasure... but certainly don't TELL anyone fer godsakes!

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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2001, 08:13:00 PM »
I know Nash. Some of it is pretty far out, as this one is but makes a good thread  

Some of it though is accurate. It's up to the reader to investigate and decide the facts for themselves.

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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2001, 08:52:00 PM »
Ahh good. As long as you know it  

What cracks me up almost as much as the original post (ie. Rip's habit of doing the same)is the diehards jumping in with thier "Oh my God that's terrible! It figures....that scumbag!!" comments.

As far as what facts are believable from this story.... The Whitehouse no doubt gets a good makeover after *every* President leaves office. Changing the decor is also nothing new. Though I'm not sure this has ever been refered to as the job of some kind of cleaning "SWAT team" before  

Newsmax.... hah. Buncha idiots in much need of a life (and an education).