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Offline osage

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Taliban Television Program Schedule
« on: October 14, 2001, 07:40:00 AM »
MONDAYS:

8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Fatima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2001, 09:38:00 AM »
LOL!

You missed "Yodeling for Napalm"
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Offline osage

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2001, 11:34:00 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime:
LOL!

You missed "Yodeling for Napalm"

Yeah, the old "Sunshine" bomb ought to inspire a few Taliban folk tunes to be passed down through the age--I mean weeks.

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2001, 01:46:00 PM »
ROFL!

Offline Boroda

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2001, 11:20:00 AM »
Unfortunately, TV is forbidden by Taliban. Probably one good side of their regime.

A year ago, when Ostankino TV tower burned down, we had wonderfull 3 days in Moscow, until they repaired TV transmitters. A great sence of peace and harmony, when instead of TV crap you hear birds singing...

Offline Blue Mako

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2001, 10:21:00 PM »
yawn.... saw the same thing about Saddam years ago...  Time to come up with some new ones.  Oh I forgot, this is the internet...