Dammit StSanta, it is Austria that are German wannabes, not Italy!
Italians are the guys who stole spaghetti from the Chinese and were punished by the gods for that particular infraction with women that, after their 21st birthday, wake up the next morning weighing 305 pounds.
Don't get me started on the French!
And, while we are here, do you have any comment on the widly circulated rumor that there is something rotten in Denmark?
We know for a fact that it ain't an American tourist too, so do not try that one.
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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?