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Offline Wolfala

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Carlos Mencia - Thats how we play the game
« on: June 07, 2006, 03:39:45 AM »
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Couldn't help but its worth a laugh.
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2006, 03:50:34 AM »
I'm still laughing.

Heck ya, Carlos is damn funny.  Never get tired of him.

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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2006, 10:32:17 AM »
is this the 'one-up' bit with the imaginary arab? Ends with a phone call to Japan?

Great stuff.

Right after the mexican protests he did an epsisode.. asked a white chick in the audience to confirm why her family immigrated from europe.. 'europe sucks!!'

then he asked a beaner in the audience to say the same thing about mexico... he refused.

"THATS THE PROBLEM!!!   The Beaners HAVE to understand, they have to ADMIT it: MEXICO SUCKS... this is AMERICA, it's BETTER here. If you beaners think Mexico is so damn great, GET OUT, JUST GET THE **** OUT AND GO BACK TO MEXICO!"

He finished the episode with "White people don't beat their kids enough"

Great stuff. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2006, 04:52:28 PM »
I dunno, its a short outtake. Kinda wish I could see the full act all the way through. But you get the point anyway.


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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2006, 05:16:39 PM »
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is this the 'one-up' bit with the imaginary arab? Ends with a phone call to Japan?

Great stuff.

Right after the mexican protests he did an epsisode.. asked a white chick in the audience to confirm why her family immigrated from europe.. 'europe sucks!!'

then he asked a beaner in the audience to say the same thing about mexico... he refused.

"THATS THE PROBLEM!!!   The Beaners HAVE to understand, they have to ADMIT it: MEXICO SUCKS... this is AMERICA, it's BETTER here. If you beaners think Mexico is so damn great, GET OUT, JUST GET THE **** OUT AND GO BACK TO MEXICO!"

He finished the episode with "White people don't beat their kids enough"

Great stuff. ;)
:rofl :rofl

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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2006, 05:48:06 PM »
:rofl  :rofl
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 05:54:28 PM »
That was funny!!

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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2006, 07:04:58 PM »
Carlos Mencia in..."Wetback Mountain".

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2006, 07:14:11 PM »
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i think all ths clips are at last 6 months old, strange thyey ae discovered now

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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2006, 07:32:21 PM »
Anyplace with lots of uneducated people will suck.  Thats why Mexico and all the Red States are crapholes.

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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2006, 08:06:48 PM »
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Anyplace with lots of uneducated people will suck.  Thats why Mexico and all the Red States are crapholes.


Thats OK, despite that we still let you in here.

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2006, 08:42:54 PM »
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Anyplace with lots of uneducated people will suck.  Thats why Mexico and all the Red States are crapholes.
So anything outside a large city is a craphole? Huh...that explains why there is so much construction in the rural areas. ;)