Author Topic: I solved the Border problem! (Read 387 times)

Waffle · « **on:** June 08, 2006, 07:12:36 PM »

So the Good Guv'ner of Texas is sending 5 million dollars to private land owners to install night vision equipped web cams where folks all over the world can watch and report any illegal aliens they see crossing by use of a toll-free number.

Story here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13209242/

Now all we gotta do is get the private land owners to hook up with this company and install these at all of the camera locations....

http://www.live-shot.com/index.shtml

I think it would work.....

Wolf14 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »

I have thought about the same thing. I didnt want to post about it though cause I didnt feel like getting roasted.

Now would it be illeagal if you shot paintballs with infared tracking paint and bright blue dye that doesnt wash off for 2 weeks?

Be kinda hard to hide if they got through.

****quick edit****
to hell with paintballs. Just hook up some high preasure water hoses with the blue die. No mater where they run you cant miss and are pretty sure of adequate coverage.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:03:45 PM »

First thing that would happen would be a written complaint to the state of Texas to the tune of............."The dye is overmodeled."

Brenjen · « **Reply #3 on:** June 09, 2006, 12:41:09 AM »

pfft, they'd just sue you & probably win. The U.S. should just patrol the border with armed attack helos. It's time to stop the invasion.

Maverick · « **Reply #4 on:** June 09, 2006, 11:33:08 AM »

Closed circuit cameras???? Pfui! Mount a remote controlled mini 30 cal gattling gun under the camera that an online user can control to zap an intruder. NOW you're talkin!

For the sarcasm impaired, the above IS sarcasm.

101ABN · « **Reply #5 on:** June 09, 2006, 11:58:19 AM »

save money... plant land mines!!!

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** June 09, 2006, 12:36:53 PM »

After having been here awhile now i may have figured out the best way.

Erect signs along the border facing inland that says EU, UN or eurupe. That should gather enough vulenteers to patrol the border hard and shoot anything that moves on the other side

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #7 on:** June 09, 2006, 12:42:06 PM »

Great idea, but with the public being used as monitor, the trafficers might simply flood the call centers with false reports unless there is a way to quickly verify the situation.

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 09, 2006, 12:49:29 PM »

they should install some kinda weapon on the camera post

Jackal1 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:13:17 PM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Great idea, but with the public being used as monitor, the trafficers might simply flood the call centers with false reports unless there is a way to quickly verify the situation.

Playback.

Grayeagle · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2006, 05:21:23 AM »

Seriously ..

Issue a 5 year green card, and at the 5 yr mark, they have to be able to speak english intelligibly or be deported.

Not the 'king's' english, and not perfectly (heck even I got a *b* in English)
.. just so they can read, comprehend, and act on instructions.

NO HABLA BLAH-BLAH!!

-GE
I don't LIVE in Mexico, so why the mexican signs all over?