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Offline Nash

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Take offense to the previous post
« on: June 24, 2006, 07:09:38 PM »
I saw this on another board and I thought it'd be fun to try here.

The concept is very simple. All you have to do is act offended by what the previous poster said.

Example:

PosterNumberOne: I'm going out tonight

PosterNumberTwo: Yeah, thanks for rubbing in my face that I'm on house arrest and can't go anywhere. **** you, man.

PosterNumberThree: Are you insulting the legal system? Everyone in my family is a police officer. You probably deserve to be on house arrest!

Etc.

All you do is act offended with specific regards to what the previous poster said. Quote the post you're referring to for clarity.

One rule: Mentioning politics, religion or guns gets you one of these:



I'll start things off.

My feet really hurt from all the walking I did today.

Offline Mr Big

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Re: Take offense to the previous post
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2006, 07:14:13 PM »
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I'll start things off.

My feet really hurt from all the walking I did today.



Yeah, and some of us have to sit on our arse and actually work!

Glad you had your funzies prancing about all day. Get a job, bum.

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2006, 07:17:36 PM »
Oh sure, just "get a job" like Im supposed to just flipping walk into the place and tell them your friggen hiring me whether you want to or not?

Why dont you just say. just go rob a bank instead
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Re: Take offense to the previous post
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2006, 07:30:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash

I'll start things off.

My feet really hurt from all the walking I did today.


**** you. **** anybody that looks like you. **** yer dog, yer cat, yer gawdamned goldfish. **** yer shoes, yer sorry socks and yer stinky assed feet that're attached to your skanky scabby legs that happen to be still attached to that ghey sack of flabby meat you call your sorry ass.

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Re: Re: Take offense to the previous post
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2006, 07:41:04 PM »
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**** you. **** anybody that looks like you. **** yer dog, yer cat, yer gawdamned goldfish. **** yer shoes, yer sorry socks and yer stinky assed feet that're attached to your skanky scabby legs that happen to be still attached to that ghey sack of flabby meat you call your sorry ass.
 


Hey! It's called Hyperhidrosis and I can't help it if my feet stink. It's a medical condition!

Well done. You just insulted .00000342% of the population.

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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2006, 07:50:43 PM »
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Go **** yourself, *****, I will not stand for a number that is evenly divisible by 2,3,6,9,18, and especially, 19!

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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2006, 07:55:27 PM »
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Go **** yourself, *****, I will not stand for a number that is evenly divisible by 2,3,6,9,18, and especially, 19!


What are some some kinda "numerologist"?

You're probably a devil worshiper too. Get a life, loser.

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2006, 08:00:58 PM »
Yer daughters 19??? She said she wuz 25!
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2006, 08:01:59 PM »
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What are some some kinda "numerologist"?

You're probably a devil worshiper too. Get a life, loser.



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Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2006, 08:05:52 PM »
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Gee Hawklore, you sure that photo's not really just a shot of you at one of your 're-enactments?'

Offline Nash

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Take offense to the previous post
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2006, 08:07:01 PM »
(tip - keep these generic.... It's sorta hard to jump off from a post if they're directed at one person in particular.)

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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2006, 08:09:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Nash
(tip - keep these generic.... It's sorta hard to jump off from a post if they're directed at one person in particular.)


... Like I need a tip!

Offline J_A_B

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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2006, 08:10:01 PM »
Well, look at the self-proclaimed thread moderator Nazi!  Who made you the god of telling people how to post?!!?:mad: :mad: :mad: :furious :mad: :mad:


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Take offense to the previous post
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2006, 08:18:23 PM »
And who the **** are you telling someone else what to do or not do because they told you what to do but other people are following along and you have a problem with that?  Go choke on a ****!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2006, 08:35:27 PM »
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And who the **** are you telling someone else what to do or not do because they told you what to do but other people are following along and you have a problem with that? Go choke on a ****!!!!


Yer from Texas, Right?

Don't be from texas...
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