Author Topic: Are you married? New publication for Married men (Read 259 times)

Baddawg · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2001, 09:05:00 AM »

Rip I have a subscription!

There is a great article in the Sept. addition(subscribers get copies before newsstand release, lucky me )
its titled "Honeydew! Not just a melon but an Occupation"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2001, 09:33:00 AM »

Ohhhh, thats a good one BD, I can tell your a writer! LOL!

One of my buddies I've known since my "Single, with women in hot tubs" days was giving me crap about this (he sent it to me) I pretty much shut em' up when I said 'I don't mind cooking the kids dinner from time to time in exchange for the 6-digit incomes'.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2001, 11:12:00 AM »

Ok, what’s the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

A hooker says are you through yet
A girlfriend says are we through already
A wife says beige, we'll paint the ceiling beige.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy:
Ok, what’s the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

A hooker says are you through yet
A girlfriend says are we through already
A wife says beige, we'll paint the ceiling beige.

Hmm, that would mean "missionary"..haven't seen that position yet..