Author Topic: ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION! (Read 938 times)

Viking · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2007, 09:52:10 AM »

Are you guys really going to let the whole planet be destroyed just because you hate the UN?

That's just sad.

storch · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2007, 09:56:22 AM »

tell you what we'll all chip in you agree to place the UN and it's delegates in the center of tromso.

Viking · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2007, 10:03:07 AM »

Deal!

Maverick · « **Reply #33 on:** February 20, 2007, 11:40:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Viking
Are you guys really going to let the whole planet be destroyed just because you love and believe in the UN?

That's just sad.

Fixed for accuracy.

Viking · « **Reply #34 on:** February 20, 2007, 12:12:22 PM »

Ha ha

Airscrew · « **Reply #35 on:** February 20, 2007, 04:04:45 PM »

why do anything at all? this should be just what the democrats, Al Gore, the UN and Green Peace want, a kind of cosmic house cleaning. It will quickly reduce global warming, reduce the planet's population to something more managable, will almost over night eliminate man's dependancy on oil... and electricity, and food,...

Edbert · « **Reply #36 on:** February 20, 2007, 05:07:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Airscrew
why do anything at all? this should be just what the democrats, Al Gore, the UN and Green Peace want, a kind of cosmic house cleaning. It will quickly reduce global warming, reduce the planet's population to something more managable, will almost over night eliminate man's dependancy on oil... and electricity, and food,...

True on all points screwey-one...but since it will reduce man's dependency on them as perpetrators and purveyors of the nanny-state they are not too pleased with the prospect.

Airscrew · « **Reply #37 on:** February 20, 2007, 05:25:19 PM »

I think they're more afraid it will land in their backyard and take out the BBQ pit and the jacuzzi. All I know is if they screw with it they'll make it worse.

RedTop · « **Reply #38 on:** February 20, 2007, 06:05:44 PM »

We take you now to Reporter Top with the Whitehouse Update on the Asterioid.......

"Thanks Walter....The President today in a bold statement made it very clear that although they are still looking into the proof of the Rock of Mass Destruction , that they were not going to allow Space to have these wepons."

President "This is not going to stand. I have directed the Secratary of Defense and the Nasa Chief of operations to begin working on a plan for this Rock. We cannot and will not stand for Space to have these Rocks of mass destruction. The planets that harbor these rocks should be put on notice. They can either get in the way for us or we will be against them. We will not sit idoly by while this rock hurls itself towards us.

"This is a Galaxy wide war on Rocks. It's that simple. I am the leader of the free world and think I am pretty much of all of it and I'll direct any and all of my resources and some I can scam for other insignificant countries to defeat this new Inter-planatory war on Rocks."

The President went on to say later in a meeting with High ranking diplomats from Iceland , Gauna , Nova Scotia and the Mayor of Wichita that the U.S. and its now 3 allies which now includes small parts of the Bahamas , all of Texas and half of Kansas will be looking at ways of stopping the rock sometime on or about April 1 2036 as part of his World Wide April Fools Joke.

Back to you Walter.

Author Topic: ASTEROID SPEEDS TOWARDS EARTH UN URGED TO TAKE ACTION! (Read 938 times)

storch