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Offline TheDudeDVant

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« on: June 19, 2007, 06:01:11 PM »
Coming to see me at my place of employment Thursday.. Anything I can relay to him for you guys??  haha

Well, ok.. not coming to see me.. but coming to my place of employment to give a speech or something of the nature..  Crazy the security thats been going down this week..  To top off all the strange things today all the blinds were pulled and closed in our training building.. hehe Employees were asked if they pasted an open blind to close it.. hehe

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Re: Pres bush is..
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 07:34:12 PM »
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Coming to see me at my place of employment Thursday.. Anything I can relay to him for you guys??  haha

Well, ok.. not coming to see me.. but coming to my place of employment to give a speech or something of the nature..  Crazy the security thats been going down this week..  To top off all the strange things today all the blinds were pulled and closed in our training building.. hehe Employees were asked if they pasted an open blind to close it.. hehe

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 07:47:01 PM »
Walk up to him and offer him a Banana


or.......


Show him this picture


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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 08:21:42 PM »
Yes,
Ask him to read up on Alexander the Great
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Yes tell That DMF to read this ....
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2007, 11:45:27 PM »
>> We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context
>> his
>> thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration
>> overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by
>> many of
>> America's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by
>> the
>> name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book,
>> "Mexifornia,"
>> explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was destroying the
>> entire state of California. He said it would march across the country
>> until
>> it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.
>>
>> Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and
>> gave a
>> stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat
>> spellbound as
>> he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States.
>> He
>> said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied,
>> too
>> rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No
>> nation in
>> history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed
>> that all
>> great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy of history
>> would show
>> that all great nations commit suicide.'"
>>
>> "Here is how they do it," Lamm said: "First, to destroy America, turn
>> America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bicultural country."
>> History
>> shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and
>> antagonism of
>> two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an
>> individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be
>> bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way:
>> "The
>> histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not
>> assimilate are
>> histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy." Canada, Belgium,
>> Malaysia, and
>> Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities
>> press for
>> autonomy, if not independence.
>> Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic
>> rebellion.
>> France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans.".
>>
>> Lamm went on: Second, to destroy America, "Invent 'multiculturalism'
>> and
>> encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an article of
>> belief that all cultures are equal. That there are no cultural
>> differences.
>>
>> Make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic dropout rates
>> are
>> due solely to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every
>> other
>> explanation is out of bounds.
>>
>> Third, "We could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without
>> much
>> effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As
>> Benjamin
>> Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: "The apparent success
>> of our
>> own multiethnic and multicultural experiment might have been achieved
>> not by
>> tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated
>> ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an American, we are left with
>> only
>> tolerance and pluralism to hold us together."
>>
>> Lamm said, "I would encourage all immigrants to keep their own
>> language and
>> culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl
>> metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have various cultural
>> subgroups
>> living in America enforcing their differences rather than as
>> Americans,
>> emphasizing their similarities."
>>
>> "Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least
>> educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated,
>> undereducated,
>> and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second
>> underclass
>> have a 50% dropout rate from high school."
>>
>> "My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big
>> foundations and
>> business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic
>> identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would
>> get all
>> minorities to think that their lack of success was the fault of the
>> majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority
>> failure
>> on the majority population."
>>
>> "My sixth plan for America's downfall would include dual citizenship
>> , and
>> promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I
>> would
>> stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people worldwide
>> are
>> mostly engaged in hating each other - that is, when they are not
>> killing
>> each other. A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most
>> historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a
>> nation
>> together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they
>> belonged to the same race; they possessed a common Language and
>> literature;
>> and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece took part in the Olympic
>> games. A common enemy, Persia, threatened their liberty. Yet all these
>> bonds were not strong enough to overcome two factors: local
>> patriotism and
>> geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions. Greece
>> fell.
>> "E. Pluribus Unum" --From many, one. In that historical reality, if
>> we put
>> the emphasis on the 'pluribus' instead of the 'Unum,' we will
>> balkanize
>> America as surely as Kosovo."
>>
>> "Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits; make it taboo
>> to talk
>> about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word
>> similar
>> to 'heretic' in the 16 th century - that stopped discussion and
>> paralyzed
>> thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and
>> debate.
>>
>> Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having established
>> multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund the doctrine of
>> 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our
>> immigration
>> laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been
>> good for
>> America, it must always be good. I would make every individual
>> immigrant
>> symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them."
>>
>> In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow.
>> Profound
>> silence followed. Finally he said,. "Lastly, I would censor Victor
>> Hanson
>> Davis's book "Mexifornia." His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan
>> to
>> destroy America. If you feel America. deserves to be destroyed, don't
>> read
>> that book."
>>
>> There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous
>> cloud
>> above every attendee at the conference . Every American in that room
>> knew
>> that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly,
>> darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today. Discussion is
>> being
>> suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our
>> educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures
>> that
>> practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate
>> 'diversity.'
>> American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations
>> create a
>> Third World in America - take note of California and other states -
>> to date,
>> ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of
>> George
>> Orwell's book "1984." In that story, three slogans are engraved in the
>> Ministry of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and
>> "Ignorance is strength."
>>
>> Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the
>> conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is
>> deeply
>> in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration
>> monster
>> stopped within three years, it will rage like a California wildfire
>> and
>> destroy everything in its path especially The American Dream.
>>
>> If you care for and love our country as I do, take the time to pass
>> this on
>> just as I did for you. NOTHING is going to happen if you don't.
>>
>> REMEMBER THEY HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN
>> SPANISH
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 02:18:54 AM »
Poke him in the eye and the ear.

That should reduce his data input by 50% and he wont suffer from data overload so often. ;)

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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 03:07:01 AM »
Data overload? His problem is he can't retain data, it goes in, floats around, and comes right back out. Tell that idiot to step down as president and put someone who can actually do the job correctly in there, like FDR or Reagan, or Abraham Lincoln. Granted they are all dead, but their stiff corpses could run America better than "King George of America", he is running us straight into the ground faster than a B-52 without wings and a rocket strapped to the tail. I mean, the above statement is completely true, America is splitting. I'm surprised there hasn't been a recurrance of the Civil War, except for the fact that America has become largely lazy, uneducated, and cowardly.  Or, just put a cage over in the corner with a banana in it, and a spring loaded door. Make sure the banana is out of reach from the sides though, so he will have to go in the door.

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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 03:26:00 AM »
I am pleased to see the high quality of the rhetoric of new posters on this BBS.

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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 06:33:17 AM »
Ask him why he haven't declared war on mexico yet in retaliation for their invasion and attacks on our working class.
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 08:44:26 AM »
Tell him you can't wait to see everything he's promised in the New Vision for Space Exploration Program speeches to come true.
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 09:27:38 AM »
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Originally posted by McFarland
Data overload? His problem is he can't retain data, it goes in, floats around, and comes right back out. Tell that idiot to step down as president and put someone who can actually do the job correctly in there, like FDR or Reagan, or Abraham Lincoln. Granted they are all dead, but their stiff corpses could run America better than "King George of America", he is running us straight into the ground faster than a B-52 without wings and a rocket strapped to the tail. I mean, the above statement is completely true, America is splitting. I'm surprised there hasn't been a recurrance of the Civil War, except for the fact that America has become largely lazy, uneducated, and cowardly.  Or, just put a cage over in the corner with a banana in it, and a spring loaded door. Make sure the banana is out of reach from the sides though, so he will have to go in the door.


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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 09:49:17 AM »
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A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, "Mexifornia,"....


Victor Davis Hanson wrote Mexifornia.

http://www.amazon.com/Mexifornia-Becoming-Victor-Davis-Hanson/dp/1893554732

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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 09:53:32 AM »
To show support for his stance on gun ownership, make him a chocolate pistol.  

The president is really busy, so you'll probably have to run right up to him to present it.
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