Originally posted by AWMac
In 13 Years I can teach you a little trick on cleaning the shotgun before the Prom Date shows up... Works everytime.
I once dated a girl who's Dad was an ex-vietnam Green Beret and was a St. Louis Homicide cop.
When I went to pick her up on our 1st date, her dad called me back into the kitchen where he was "cleaning his guns".
He had quite the arsenal spread out on his kitchen table.
He had a colt .45 he was cleaning when I came in and sat down. We watermelon chated for a min. and he pointed the .45 at me and asked...
"Have you ever looked down the barrel of a .45 before son?"
His very next statement was...
"So what time are you going to bring home my little girl?"
Her curfew was 11pm, but he and I agreed that 10pm was more than fair.