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Offline Mickey1992

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« on: December 05, 2007, 09:35:28 AM »
I hope it's not old.  I thought it was funny.  :aok

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INDIANAPOLIS METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT

FOR PUBLIC RELEASE

CASE REPORT: 07-0104431

INCIDENT: 584 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

INVOLVEMENT: SUBPOENA OFFICER #1

LOCATION: E 62ND ST/N COLLEGE AV

GEO ZONE: 259011

AREA: MND BEAT: ND52

OCCURRED: 07/08/2007 03:26 TO 07/08/2007 04:00

ARRESTS: 1

INJURED: 0

DEAD: 0

VEHICLE TOWED: 0

PERSON: 1

PERSON INVOLVEMENT: ARR ARRESTED

PERSON NAME: MCGRATH,JAMES A

RACE: W WHITE

SEX: M MALE

DATE OF BIRTH: xx0xx0xx

AGE: 2x

ADDRESS: xxxx BENT OAK DR

CITY, STATE, ZIP: INDIANAPOLIS IN 46236

HOME PHONE: (317)826-xxxx

DATE OF ARREST: 07/08/2007

ARREST LOCATION: E 62ND ST/N COLLEGE AV, INDIANAPOLIS

CHARGE: 07.1-0005-0001-0003 PUBLIC INTOXICATION/MB

NARRATIVE: ON 07/08/07, AT APPROXIMATELY 0326 HOURS, I WAS TRAVELING
NORTHBOUND IN THE 6100 BLOCK OF N. COLLEGE AVE. IN MY FULLY MARKED IMPD POLICE VEHICLE AND IN FULL UNIFORM. I HAD MY WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. I HEARD A MALE VOICE CALLING FOR A PIG, HE WAS SAYING "SUEY! PIGGY! PIGGY!" I LOOKED OVER AND OBSERVED THREE WHITE MALES AND A WHITE FEMALE WALKING SOUTHBOUND ON THE EAST SIDE OF N. COLLEGE AVE. ONE OF THE WHITE MALES WEARING BLUE JEANS AND A LIGHT COLORED BUTTONED UP SHIRT LOOKED DIRECTLY AT ME WITH RED GLASSY BLOODSHOT EYES AND SAID, "SUEY PIGGY, PIGGY." I WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MAN HAD LOST HIS PIG AND THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND IN THE BROAD RIPPLE AREA SO I DECIDED TO STOP AND ASSIST HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW DEVASTATING A LOSS OF PET CAN BE. I IDENTIFIED THE WHITE MALE SUBJECT FROM AN INDIANA DRIVER'S LICENSE AS JAMES ADAM MCGRATH, DOB 1/22/82. WHILE I WAS SPEAKING WITH MR. MCGRATH
ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE LOST PIG, I SMELLED A STRONG ODOR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON HIS BREATH AND PERSON. HIS SPEECH WAS ALSO SLIGHTLY SLURRED. I PLACED MR. MCGRATH UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE APC BY A MARION COUNTY JAIL WAGON. I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE BROAD RIPPLE AREA AND UNFORTUNATELY WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE ANY LOST PIGS. ALL OF THE ABOVE OCCURRED IN MARION COUNTY, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.

OFFICER: X0807 SICKELS,CHRISTOPHER L IMPD

OPERATOR: 07/08/2007 06:12 28010 BURNETT,SUELLEN IMPD
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 11:38:22 AM »
I don't get it.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 12:02:46 PM »
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I don't get it.


The cop is a dumbprettythang.  The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it.  He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
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Offline SkyRock

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 12:40:38 PM »
Well, he called them, and they came!:aok
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Offline 68Wooley

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 12:42:28 PM »
Oh I suspect the cop knew exactly what he was doing.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 12:58:43 PM »
would that be filing a false report?
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Offline Shamus

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 01:28:02 PM »
It shows that this cop has a sense of humor:)

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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 01:33:09 PM »
College students drunken big mouth lands him in jail for a night and costs him about $2k in legal fees.

I love it :D
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »
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would that be filing a false report?


Which part are you saying is false?
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 07:29:42 PM »
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The cop is a dumbprettythang.  The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it.  He also went looking for the *missing* pig.


:rofl

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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 07:32:09 PM »
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The cop is a dumbprettythang.  The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it.  He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
  no   :huh
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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2007, 10:25:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Curval
The cop is a dumbprettythang.  The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it.  He also went looking for the *missing* pig.

ok ~ I get it. Cops are 'pigs.' Sorry ~ only a week later I get it (hiding my blonde)
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 11:31:14 PM »
ROFLMAO:rofl   Instead of getting mad, the police officer simply looked at the name calling as someone searching for a lost pig.  He went over and smelled alcohol and arrested the guy.  Then drove around the block checking things out and keeping an eye peeled for the lost pig.  Then wrote up an accurate report.  Actually it's pretty darn funny to read.  Good sense of humor yes.

I can imagine the situation,

Policeman:  Sir, have you lost your pig?

Drunk:  Ummmm,  huh?

Policeman:  Ohhh, ohh, looks like you've been drinking.  Come with me to jail.




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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2007, 11:59:45 PM »
I for one do not enjoy this pig humor































:p
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