Originally posted by AWMac Wifey has secret Korean Family recipe on making Kim Chi. Several kinds of Kim Chi.~Latest Update~Number 1 Daughter called a place that would extract molar. A place called "Dental Care". Someone had cancelled a 9am appointment and I was a fill in at last minute. Daughter number 1 is working as a Orthodontist Assistant... But not at this place. *Note Number 1 Daughter, 24 years old, and I are to much the same and bump heads all the time... she is beautiful, yet stubborn as Hell*Number 2 Daughter could not resist the adventure and came along as Number 1 Daughters comical sidekick. Number 2 Daughter is 19 years old and is exceptionally stunning. *Note: I make good Babies. Film at 11. Irish/German mixed with Korean Blood* *Extra Note: Sorry above said Daughters are spoken for.*Upon arrival I glance at the neon sign and mention "Dental Care...?"Daughter 1: "No Dad it's Day Care, we're just dropping you off."Daughter 2: *Laughter* "Don't worry we'll pick you up on Christmas."Myself: In too much pain to laugh, I see where this is going...Inside reception room. Number 1 Daughter grabs clipboard with forms...smiles at me. Looks at Number 2 Daughter..Laughter and both look at me squinting quizically reading medical questions off of the forms...as if I'm under interogation.Number 1 Daughter reading to me each question aloud as if I am deaf, dumb and blind... Number 2 Daughter laughs with each question....Both Daughters have the Receptionists..plural... and others waiting full attention to the questions and my answers. *Note: I'm wondering now if maybe an impacted molar really isn't that bad to have.. The feeling of Fear and Flee sets in.*Question: What medications are you presently taking?Daughter 1 "Holy crap can I get an additional blank sheet of paper here?" Daughter 2 "Dad we might need to reschedule this for next week..."After I list 3 meds Daughter 1 says "We'll just put ECT for the rest...."Onand Onand On...Receptionists *plural* are roaring as are others in the recption room with each question. Apparently they caught on to what is happening...While I myself am in too much pain to laugh. *Coal in Christmas stockings comes to mind*Now I am handed the clipboard for signatures and Daughter 1 states that this is only for the donation of my organs.... hands me the pen."Sign Ze Papers here, und here and und here..." in the coldest tone of voice imaginable. Scared me to hear it also. I dropped the pen, turned my head sideways and begin to "Sign Language" my name upon each form, hand thumping hard upon the clipboard.This kinda caused an uproar of laughter within the whole reception room.. I was seen immediately...More to follow.... *molar extracted for $137.00*
Originally posted by PhantomBarron Have you ever seen the movie Castaway with Tom Hanks. Coarse 101 on self dentristy and 2 hour tips on entertainment with a soccer ball.
Originally posted by AWMac Number 2 Daughter is 19 years old and is exceptionally stunning. *Note: I make good Babies. Film at 11. Irish/German mixed with Korean Blood* *Extra Note: Sorry above said Daughters are spoken for.*
Originally posted by AWMac Willing to trade one of the below for a provided service.On the Barter trade block I have:...I have a impacted Molar, upper right rear that is killing me. Leave no scars, no facial deformaties, remove the molar. You may also have the tooth as your own for Dental Insurance claims or the Tooth Fairy.Both transactions must be completed within 3 Days of this posting.Please only serious inquiries please.MacThis is some serious chit!!!! Please, This is no joke.I have no Dental Insurance and this is to close to Christmas.The pain is killing me.
Originally posted by AWMac Willing to trade one of the below for a provided service.On the Barter trade block I have:A Black and Yellow 1968 California License plate availible for Garage mounting.A Pioneer Sound System from my once owned '78 BMW, includes Power Amp and Reverb.A Bee Hive air intake cleaner for a '69 Camero.A rick of chopped wood.a Sushi Dinner prepared by my Asian Wife at a good resturant here in Tulsa, OK..*you must pay for the travel both ways*.The best dam KimChi you have ever tasted, 1 Month personal supply.The service I request for any transaction of the above:I have a impacted Molar, upper right rear that is killing me. Leave no scars, no facial deformaties, remove the molar. You may also have the tooth as your own for Dental Insurance claims or the Tooth Fairy.Both transactions must be completed within 3 Days of this posting.Please only serious inquiries please.MacThis is some serious chit!!!! Please, This is no joke.I have no Dental Insurance and this is to close to Christmas.The pain is killing me.
Originally posted by Yknurd Hmmm, I thought you were Secret Agent Man!!!1ONE.I thought all government agency employees had dental insurance?
