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Offline rpm

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Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House
« on: January 08, 2008, 07:11:28 PM »
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A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.


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Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
My GrandFather commanded a Portable Missile-Technical base in GDR in 1958-66. He had one of his heavy trucks run into a peaceful German house at night, a conscripted driver just went asleep.

They got everything fixed in a matter of hours, before dawn. Re-built a house and payed owners a compensation, bloody "occupants".