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Offline JB88

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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2008, 03:19:38 AM »
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SCHWING!!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


seriously.

omg.
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2008, 03:24:56 AM »
Yeah, yeah...we got it the first time.

Seriously.

We did.
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2008, 03:25:13 AM »
Try breathing into a paper bag.
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2008, 03:26:48 AM »
Seriously..

Mayo on a hotdog?

That's like tits on a bull.
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2008, 03:34:47 AM »
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Seriously..

Mayo on a hotdog?

That's like tits on a bull.
An abomination. The body recoils at such things and thus keeps you awake which was the whole point.

You won't fail a pee test with mayo on a hotdog.
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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2008, 03:39:11 AM »
True.  And it was cheap, too!

Missing driving the big rigs at all?  Miss the 'romance of the road' and the 'toothless wonders' of the truck stops?  :D
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2008, 03:45:46 AM »
I get "itchy feet" from time to time, but my day and age of trucking has passed. I came from the old school, pre computers and satellitle tracking times.

Good Lord man I drove a '67 Pete with a butterfly hood around Houston before 610 was completed when I was 15 with a daytime only hardship license. You try something like that today and you would be on the freaking Today Show. It was a helluva summer tho.

When I do get a strong urge I pull out the paycheck I never cashed from my owner-operator days, a 2 week truck owner's check for 68 cents. Fuel was under a buck a gallon back then.
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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2008, 03:57:59 AM »
Dang, rpm, now I wanna call you "Rubber Duck" and watch "Convoy" again   :)

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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2008, 04:01:30 AM »
I disavow any knowledge of that film.

We were forced to watch the double feature of Convoy and Mr. Billion for 90 straight days during an ALPAT in the Coast Guard. It took years of therapy to stop the eye twitch.
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« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2008, 04:52:54 AM »
no really.

i'm serious.

i mean it.





alot.
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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2008, 04:54:33 AM »
what i mean to say is that  scarlette is to me what spooky looking doe eyed anime babes are to meatwad.
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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2008, 04:57:28 AM »
Or Webster to Michael Jackson?
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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2008, 05:01:15 AM »
:confused:

hmmmm...let me think on that and ...get ...back ...to ...y...

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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2008, 05:42:59 AM »
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Or Webster to Michael Jackson?


Ka-POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl :aok :D
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