"IM BEING TARGETED BY ALIENS!!"

[ShrkBite]

Anybody hear about the guy in bosnia? His house has been Hit by astrods or something, 5 times! He now clams hes being targeted by aliens....."Its true, we are" says aliens

[Charon]

has been Hit by astrods or something, 5 times!

That is unpossible. If he DID get hit 5 times by meteorites alien influence would actually be plausable given how totally implausible such a thing would be otherwise.

Charon

[wrongwayric]

Naaaa it's just someone from AH spraying and praying again.

[DYNAMITE]

freak'n tool shedders 

[Denholm]

It's Skuzzy skuzzinating his life.

You violated rule #10 by using it for breakfast.

[Maverick]

I think obama and hillary need to go on a fact finding mission to that guys house asap. They should stay until they figure it out definitively or a really big thing hits the house. Preferably the latter.

[ROX]

There was a case back in the late '50's in Connecticut where a meteorite crashed through the roof of a house, and then almost one year later, another meteorite crashed through the roof of a house down the street.



ROX

[CptTrips]

I think obama and hillary need to go on a fact finding mission to that guys house asap. They should stay until they figure it out definitively or a really big thing hits the house. Preferably the latter.

I can see it now.  She'd be using it in speeches for years.

Hillary:  "So we get off the plane and have to run and duck and cover all the way to the hangar because the meteorites were smashing into the ground all around us!"


 
Wab

[Yknurd]

It's nothing until the evil alien anal probe comes into play.

That's when you start worrying.

[Xargos]

I think some of the members here might like the alien anal probe, maybe they'll find their head.

[Maverick]

It's nothing until the evil alien anal probe comes into play.

That's when you start worrying.

Sounds like the voice of experience there.

[Yknurd]

You wanna go camping where I seen the aliens?

I'll bring the whiskey!