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Offline BnZ

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Man of Constant Dweebery
« on: July 09, 2008, 02:00:20 PM »
Inspired by Cowboy73's thread.

With appologies to...well, EVERYONE, and Bluegrass fans in particular.

I am the man of constant dweebery
I get pwned all the day, fluff'ng lame!
I bid farewell to "Mindless FSP3"(tm)
To play this stupid airplane game!

For six long tours I've been augerin',
No kills at TankTown have I bagged.
I sqeak and whine so much on range,
All the Bishops want me fragged.


Farewell oh el cheapo flight stick,
I done been shot down again.
I busted up my X52 with a brick,
Killed by ack from the %@#$%! train!

Y'all can shove this game y'all know where,
No more fifteen bucks shall I owe.
Skuzzy wiped  a mournful tear,
Said "Don't let the door hit ya when ya go!"

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 02:15:50 PM »
Inspired by Cowboy73's thread.

With appologies to...well, EVERYONE, and Bluegrass fans in particular.

I am the man of constant dweebery
I get pwned all the day, fluffluff'ng lame!
I bid farewell to "Mindless FSP3"(tm)
To play this stupid airplane game!

For six long tours I've been augerin',
No kills at TankTown have I bagged.
I sqeak and whine so much on range,
All the Bishops want me fragged.


Farewell oh el cheapo flight stick,
I done been shot down again.
I busted up my X52 with a brick,
Killed by ack from the %@#$%! train!

Y'all can shove this game y'all know where,
No more fifteen bucks shall I owe.
Skuzzy wiped  a mournful tear,
Said "Don't let the door hit ya when ya go!"



this is awesome

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 02:51:35 PM »
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 07:09:10 PM »
Amen brother!

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 10:16:44 PM »
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Just as good as I could have imagined!

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 10:21:30 PM »
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 11:43:37 PM »
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I don't get why you even typed that, you know it's stupid.


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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 11:45:33 PM »
Soggy Bottom Boys :aok
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 11:08:20 AM »
  GREAT 1  :salute
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 11:15:29 AM »
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 01:09:58 PM »
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 06:00:02 PM »

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 07:04:22 PM »
Sounds like it could be a rap song too!!!! :aok :rofl

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Re: Man of Constant Dweebery
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 07:09:20 PM »
Sounds like it could be a rap song too!!!! :aok :rofl

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Perish the thought...