PET OWNERS

[squealer]

Rats make ideal 'large print' mice for short-sighted cats.

[007Rusty]

 

[Denholm]

I don't like PETA baiting me.

[Chalenge]

Next time you are home invite your parents to the school to visit your school teacher and slap them all simulataneously. They have failed you miserably. 

[Airscrew]

I have children, I think I can attempt to decipher this coded message....

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.

[squealer]

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.

That joke sounds so much better the way you tell it Airscrew. 

[Cthulhu]

I have children, I think I can attempt to decipher this coded message....

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.

On behalf of us seniors (over 50 ) thank you. Now could you swing by and help me figure out my "Jitterbug" phone?

[Nefarious]

A better title may have been "Cat Owners"

[Airscrew]

On behalf of us seniors (over 50 ) thank you. Now could you swing by and help me figure out my "Jitterbug" phone?

I may not be much help, I'm one of those guys that like "larger" type

[Airscrew]

That joke sounds so much better the way you tell it Airscrew. 

that was a joke?  I thought it was a "Dear Heloise" tip for the day...