Our heroic warriors took off from A41 led by the great fudgums. his valiant fighter group following him into the unknown to meet certain fate in the skies over europe. all the brave pilots were chomping at the bit to disable, destroy or defeat the English mauraders!!
As we cruised at 18k from east to west and back again, trying to defend 41, we anticipated the fight and planned our tactics.
The entire unit was counting the number of bombers they were going to kill. bets were laid as to the number of whiney Allied pilots that would die! the crew knew that this was going to be a big fight and that the allied pilots were not as good as them. after all the great axis pilot come from the master race!!
at T+50 the bombers were spotted and one by one our great pilots laid waste to each and every bomber. as the bombers fell one by one, you could almost hear the screams coming from them, as the planes spiralled to their deaths. the allied pilots were out flown, out shot, and out gunned by our great and heroic Axis pilots!
our great allied heros returned to base only due to lack of ammunition. The group laned for more insginia's on the sides of their canopies and for a well deserved rest for the superior Axis pilots that flew the great Axis planes.
<S> to all that flew and all that succumbed to the 8th air force. Better luck next time. Air Superiorty is not your strong point allieds, stick to sheep herding.
This propaganda report brought to you by the FSO 8th air force!
