Author Topic: Hangtime, fatty ,and fishy smell....... (Read 718 times)

duffus · « **on:** July 10, 2001, 04:20:00 PM »

A.I never look at the text cause I get tired of gunman whats his name whining about needing his diapers changed. B. I spent 30 years in my beloved corps defending a bunch of long haired pinko loving donut liped s*!t maggots and never had time to figure out one of these over priced electronic pieces of crap. C. I lost Fatty's E mail address when they lifted my wallet at the local cat house. D. Dolores bring me a beer.

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: studley ]

NUTTZ · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2001, 04:59:00 PM »

A: it's Gunman26, he wants everyone to know his IQ.

B:Thanks for defending me

C: cats will do that, next time go to the dog house

D: Dolores doesn't live there anymore.

NUTTZ

Can you tell i'm bored?

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Originally posted by studley:
A.I never look at the text cause I get tired of gunman whats his name whining about needing his diapers changed. B. I spent 30 years in my beloved corps defending a bunch of long haired pinko loving donut liped s*!t maggots and never had time to figure out one of these over priced electronic pieces of crap. C. I lost Fatty's E mail address when they lifted my wallet at the local cat house. C. Dolores bring me a beer.

mrfish · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2001, 06:21:00 PM »

you are a shoe in...

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2001, 06:42:00 PM »

Hmmm beloved Corps, where have I heard that before?

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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.

But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f****** beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian s***!

Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!

There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on n******, k****, w*** or g*******. Here you are all equally worthless!

And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: funkedup ]

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2001, 07:27:00 PM »

LOL funked.

My DI told us to send our hearts and souls to jeeezus... but our tulips belonged to him.

Fatty · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2001, 09:13:00 PM »

A. Nobody is talking to you anyway.

B. Thank goodness for you suckers.

C. My sister said there wasn't enough in your wallet to pay your tab anyway, you cheap bastard. cwilliams@austin.rr.com

D. Stop calling me Dolores in public.

duffus · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2001, 09:16:00 PM »

Not me Buds, I was Master Chief Boatswains Mate. United States Navy. June 1962-May 1992 Any body who joined the United states Jarheads was one crazy S.O.B.

How the hell did I know she raised it to 2 bucks.

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: studley ]

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2001, 09:20:00 PM »

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming diddly Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of toejam... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

Swager · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2001, 09:37:00 PM »

Damn Studley,

A Master Chief BM with 30 years in!! Ye must be a crusty ole salt!!!

I was just a puke E-6 with 6 years in. I feel so lowly!

-raxx- · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2001, 04:30:00 AM »

Hey don't knock the jar heads.

You know why the navy has marines on it's ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious!

Spotcha in the Air,

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2001, 06:47:00 AM »

Just as I thought, this thread is a FDP gay pride parade.
-SW

duffus · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2001, 07:09:00 AM »

Well swager the salts gone but theres still a lot of crust.

mason22 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2001, 12:29:00 PM »

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Originally posted by SWulfe:
Just as I thought, this thread is a FDP gay pride parade.
-SW

A. Swulfe is always FDP-ing the FDB's

B. Swulfe is insecure about his manhood.

C. Swulfe flies girly planes.

D. Swulfe is a pansy.

Fatty · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2001, 12:30:00 PM »

You notice the more he thinks we're gay, the more we find him showing up in each thread?

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2001, 01:13:00 PM »

Just pop in to remind you, don't want you guys getting any ideas in your head that your actually straight.

I understand Animal was broadcasting Sling's number to the ASSassins so sling could get a date for the con.

What kind of sissy starts of acting tough and bad ass, pretending to slam back half gallons of whiskey at a time and turns around 4 months later being nice, drinking wine coolers and having pillow talk with LuftWieners? Only the FDPs.
-SW