How to fail a breath test.

[lyric1]

Cops couldn't even keep a straight face.

http://web.mail.com/31888-111/mmc-2/en-us/mail/get-attachment.aspx?uid=1.27670782&folder=Inbox&partId=4&saveAs=Alkoholkontrolle.wmv

[Jayhawk]

Bad link, says I'm not logged on.  Search for it on youtube, I'm sure it's there.

[trax1]

Bad link, says I'm not logged on. 

Same here.

[WMLute]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOmAQd03WS8

[uptown]

  I'd say that ole boy is hammered 

[FireDrgn]

that is funny... I think some one posted that before....

[Spikes]

Oldie but a goodie!

[68Hawk]

There's not an emoticon to laugh loud enough for this.

[smoe]

This is a true problem though, the old drunk guys driving under the influence.

I had a seriously alcoholic neighbor in his 70's that drank only when he was awake. He totaled two cars in 2 months. He was never accused of a DUI nor was he suspected. He always keep a bottle with his favorite mixed drink in the trunk.

[Babalonian]

This is a true problem though, the old drunk guys driving under the influence.

I had a seriously alcoholic neighbor in his 70's that drank only when he was awake. He totaled two cars in 2 months. He was never accused of a DUI nor was he suspected. He always keep a bottle with his favorite mixed drink in the trunk.

   Must be a small town or is he like the local retired mayor/senator/elected-sherrif/local-hero?

[AAJagerX]

The cop's reaction kills me!   

[Plazus]

That looks like something I would do if I was trashed like he was. Hahaha! Rock on, old man. 

[smoe]

  Must be a small town or is he like the local retired mayor/senator/elected-sherrif/local-hero?

It was in Rockford, IL about 10 years ago. I asked him once what he did, but don't remember, something in food sales. He did speak of a time when an officer/sheriff was pissed at him for not updating his license with his new home address. This was in court and the judge scorned the officer/sheriff for his remarks.