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[redwing7]

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With firepower like this, who needs a noodle!!!

[CMC Airboss]

"The Girl Scouts debut their new combat brigade"

[JHerne]

Looks like what the local highway patrol put me through to see if I was driving under the influence. OK so raise your left leg again & say the Alphabet backwards this time starting from the letter T. I kid you not.

Something like this Lyric, I think we caught you on hidden camera!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x113b3_british-way-of-doing-sobriety-test_auto

[lyric1]

Something like this Lyric, I think we caught you on hidden camera!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x113b3_british-way-of-doing-sobriety-test_auto

Not far off the mark. After jumping through hoops for 15 minutes & passing every thing. ( keep in mind I had one drink in 3.5 hours)  The trooper must have sat outside the restaurant I was at for a private function for at least that long waiting for the first person to drive off.

I refused the reverse alphabet with one leg in the air part & told him just take me to the station & do the machine. I was out in less than 5 minutes. Got a zero reading.

[Shifty]

What's good for the Goose Step is good for the Gander Step.