Author Topic: I was wondering...  (Read 411 times)

Offline Simaril

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I was wondering...
« on: January 22, 2011, 08:22:43 AM »
What does a Buddhist say when ordering pizza?















Could it be, "Make me one with everything"?
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Offline ZetaNine

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Re: I was wondering...
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 09:09:27 AM »
this made me think of an old joan rivers joke she used to do when she did stand up.....


""....I once had a Monk break a 43 year vow of silence to yell out from the audience... "you suck".

Offline MarineUS

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Re: I was wondering...
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 09:12:19 AM »
this made me think of an old joan rivers joke she used to do when she did stand up.....


""....I once had a Monk break a 43 year vow of silence to yell out from the audience... "you suck".

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
For some reason I didn't get the first joke until I read this one XD

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Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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Re: I was wondering...
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 09:36:21 AM »
this made me think of an old joan rivers joke she used to do when she did stand up.....


""....I once had a Monk break a 43 year vow of silence to yell out from the audience... "you suck".
Now that's funny! :lol
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