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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2011, 06:12:19 PM »
any of ya old peoples (over 40 or so) ever take a match to some air freshener or hairspray?

good time...:devil

dude, Stick firecracker down ant hole. "BLAM"
Opens the hole a little bit more. Let things settle a bit then take a thin piece of chicken bone such as from the wing or a fish bone down the hole, leave for a minute then slowly pull out. When all the ants come charging out. Then ya hit em with the flame thrower. Dont forget to make imitation screaming noises of agony for improved realism. lmao

Shooting down flies in mid air with hairspray and a lighter is fun too. Usually doesnt kill em outright but burns their wings off. Then take the survivors and drop em onto your nearest spider web.

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #136 on: April 10, 2011, 06:37:36 PM »
Wild Kingdom, poor Jim would jump on the back of a charging Rhino or lasso a grizz.  Then there was the world wide sports on Saturday.  They always showed that skier during the  intro out of control on the ski jump. and then Disney movie on Sunday night.

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He lived to jump again http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/2636/Famous_Ski_Jump_Crash/

Yea Jim did all the dangerous stuff while Marlin Perkins often just looked on
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #137 on: April 10, 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
dude, Stick firecracker down ant hole. "BLAM"
Opens the hole a little bit more. Let things settle a bit then take a thin piece of chicken bone such as from the wing or a fish bone down the hole, leave for a minute then slowly pull out. When all the ants come charging out. Then ya hit em with the flame thrower. Dont forget to make imitation screaming noises of agony for improved realism. lmao

Shooting down flies in mid air with hairspray and a lighter is fun too. Usually doesnt kill em outright but burns their wings off. Then take the survivors and drop em onto your nearest spider web.

Be careful when doing indoors lest you set your house on fire





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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #138 on: April 10, 2011, 08:34:35 PM »
 His name is Jake...............
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #139 on: April 10, 2011, 09:58:13 PM »
dude, Stick firecracker down ant hole. "BLAM"
Opens the hole a little bit more. Let things settle a bit then take a thin piece of chicken bone such as from the wing or a fish bone down the hole, leave for a minute then slowly pull out. When all the ants come charging out. Then ya hit em with the flame thrower. Dont forget to make imitation screaming noises of agony for improved realism. lmao

Shooting down flies in mid air with hairspray and a lighter is fun too. Usually doesnt kill em outright but burns their wings off. Then take the survivors and drop em onto your nearest spider web.

Be careful when doing indoors lest you set your house on fire



:rofl ah man i gotta do that one of these days, and BTW i do the agonizing screams of death when i nail the bugs outside :lol

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #140 on: April 10, 2011, 10:49:04 PM »
Wayout, great thread . . . hopefully some of the kids will dig this . . . we will . . . this never fails to stop me dead in my tracks


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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2011, 12:03:08 AM »
The orange hotwheels car track was an excellent way to fire bomb your plastic soldiers. Just set them up in their defensive positions, light up a bit of track and let the fireballs drop, they even made a little "pew, pew, pew" sound as they rained down upon the helpless infantry men.
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2011, 08:49:46 AM »
The orange hotwheels car track was an excellent way to fire bomb your plastic soldiers. Just set them up in their defensive positions, light up a bit of track and let the fireballs drop, they even made a little "pew, pew, pew" sound as they rained down upon the helpless infantry men.

Empty Clorox bottles are the best for that and easy to get ... was always mesmerized by the "pew pew pew" sounds.
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2011, 12:31:55 PM »
Oh, and we made our own ice cream.  AWESOME stuff.  We could have added fresh fruit, chocolate, nuts, etc., but never did.  It was great just as is.

Oh, and none of that "electric" crank ice cream maker stuff...WE cranked it manually...and in 105F degree heat it was quite the chore.  Amazing what ice, rocksalt, and some elbowgrease can do.

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2011, 03:32:58 PM »
i remember my friend put fire crackers in the neighbors toilet once...that sure caused some chaos! ah man that was hilarious!

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #145 on: April 11, 2011, 08:58:05 PM »
1963 when Kennedy was shot I was a small child at this god forsaken place. 1961-64:

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The russians sent two Yak25 over the place at low level around the time Kennedy was shot. I was standing in the middle of the bases sports feild as they buzzed the base at 500ft. The PAF drove them away in F86 launched from Peshawar airfeild. This was the place Gary Powers launched from a few years earlier when he was downed over russia. If you poke around in the linked picture's you will see an aireal view that shows the base with the Peshawar airfeild runway about 5 miles in the background. My father was freinds with the Mayor of Peshawar who taught him to fly Taylorcraft Austors.

No radio, no TV, no nothing. Occasional cobras, vipers, carats, camel spiders, jackels, rabies carrying bats and dogs. Got rabies that way. All of the mothers on the post knew each other so you couldn't pull any crap. All of the airmen and personel knew to just tell your father after getting your name and that night you came home to a kester whompin. You lived for saturdays and the afternoon matinee. Or summer for the pool. It was in the 90's all summer with two weeks of monsoon in july.

We had to make it up as we went along with lots of community things from the church womens organisations during the year to spending evenings watching the mens softball, touch football, and the movie theater/church. The saturday after "The 300 Spartans" showed, every garbage can lid and mop handel in base housing disapered while 20 small boys lined up and beat the crap out of each other for a day. Half the base made an effort to pass by the feild at some time during the day to laugh at us.

It was when we upped the arms race to bows and arrows that our mothers called a truce for us. They figured knocking each other down with mop handels and trash can lids was burning up our youthfull energy and the base dispensery was just around the corner. We did worse to each other playing contact football with no pads. But, arrows could take out eyes and some of our sisters were close enough laughing at us that a stray arrow was a problem. For todays PC hand wringers note, no mothers came shreiking out to save their offspring from getting cracked over the knoggin with a stick or sue anyone over it. They just pulled the plug on our fun when bystanders could get hurt. We also had to return everyones trash can lids and mop poles before we could come home that day.

About a month later I got shot in the leg with one of those arrows and got a butt whompin when I got back from the dispensery for pissing off the kid who shot me. While I was recovering from my whompin that night I could hear the whailing of the kid down the road who shot me while his father whomped him. A year later I fell in a foundation trench for some new construction on the post and broke my wrist. We kids had been warned to stay away from it. I was the third kid that month getting a cast for breaking his wrist. Some of us younger kids were too small to jump the trench like the older boys but we kept trying anyway. I got a butt whompin when I got home that night for being stoopid.

The service club scheduled year round saturday road trips to points of interest around northern Pakistan to give service members something more to do than go to India and get the clap. Two I remember going to were the Khyber Pass at Landi Kotal and the Taxila Ruins. Back then it was a badge of honor for boys to have broken a wrist/leg or get stiches at least once. Rabies or a snake bite were an exotic elective.

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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #146 on: April 11, 2011, 09:04:49 PM »
Alas, I fear I will not live to be past 30, I intend to die in war. But I think This board won't be here when i'm 40  :(
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #147 on: April 11, 2011, 09:27:13 PM »
I'm betting it will
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« Reply #148 on: April 11, 2011, 10:50:27 PM »
Alas, I fear I will not live to be past 30,
I thought the same thing. Let me tell you it's a poor plan. When you turn 50 your body reminds you how much you put it thru when you were 20. :old:
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Re: The Over 40 Crowd
« Reply #149 on: April 11, 2011, 11:22:22 PM »
Alas, I fear I will not live to be past 30, I intend to die in war. But I think This board won't be here when i'm 40  :(

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