The OP is obviously a shade troll.
I seem to recall somebody posting that one of the four engined WWII bombers could do it.
I thought dumping sausage on pizza killed the pizza?
here's some advise given to me by a wise man.option 2: get close to a red con and have them ping you just a little so they can put holes into the fuel tank. it requires some skill for this maneuver, but you will lose fuel in a few minutes to the level you feel comfortable.semp