Tap tap... Is this thing working?
I think most of us are just struck dumb at the fact that you were so unjustly
subjected to such an ignominious ending of your sortie. We're still trying to
sort it out while going through countless Kleenex amidst a torrent of
tears. (Shed in commiseration and not laughter.)
Kudos for the massive amount of offline testing you've done in order
to rectify this egregious error on HTC's part.