Try this for size - flying around in a P38J, I was trying to RTB over A43 (tank town map) and had a 262 dive on me, I whipped around in a blackout (and wounded) only to have a 262 head on 1k from me - I started to black out from the wounds, I opened up only to hear an explosion but crash into the ocean.
Then sitting in tank town, I was fiddling around in a wirbl shooting at aircrafts bombing tanks, sure enough I hear about a 262 flying low over tank town, so I turn and start spraying and set the 262s wing on fire - right when a Ki43 bombs me, I didn't get the kill.
So I up a Ki84 earlier and was out around A43 and climbed out to provide cap - after a few tussles with the rooks, I hear "check 6, 262 on you" - I do a quick 180 and Ho and lose a wing while taking down the 262 as well.
The next Sortie I up a P47N on accident (was suppose to fly a P47M) and was out playing with ProJoee.... I had 8 kills or so, was headed RTB when I hear "watch it, 262 diving on you" - I whip around and HO and take his wing off, however the collision I lost my wing as well.
He was on fire also and exploded before I finally bought it (bailing out before crashing).
On a side note, even after leaving AH for a year - its like riding a bike, you only forget a few things that you relearn almost instantly, your aim is the biggest thing you lose the rest comes back almost daily.
/not a "look at me thread", more of a "damn i wish i had more luck, and why the hell am I hoing him? oh yeah... perk plane!
//Daddkev wears spandex