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Offline MrKrabs

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The time has come!!!!
« on: August 06, 2015, 11:56:37 PM »
The time has come my crustacean brethren!

The symbolic rains have come and it is our time! It is time to march and take over the land wit our vast numbers from the pathetic hoomans that cowardly bait us with chicken necks from the safety of land. Pop their tires in defiance!

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/end-of-summer-brings-swarm-of-crabs-to-treasure-co/nR4RH/

We will persevere! Raise your claws for battle with the hooman race!!!




In a nutshell I've been spends a few hours every night wandering the parking lots of my apartments saving crabs  during their epic season. They get stuck in the driveways that have very high curbs and get ran over by cars or get stuck in the sun and die.
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Offline SteelyDan68

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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 04:18:55 PM »
That is kind of you, about helping the Crabs... :rock :rock Not so much about taking over the world.I'll be over there.  :bolt:---->
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2015, 05:05:16 PM »
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2015, 07:44:28 PM »
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2015, 08:05:56 PM »
Quote from: icepac on August 07, 2015, 07:44:28 PM
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As yes... I can see my loyal legion has brought me a wife...
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2015, 08:27:52 PM »
Quote from: MrKrabs on August 07, 2015, 08:05:56 PM
As yes... I can see my loyal legion has brought me a wife...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline WEZEL

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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2015, 10:01:42 PM »
Pass the butter please  :bolt:
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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2015, 12:29:04 AM »
It sounds like the perfect time to go trophy crab bow hunting.  I don't think crab are on the airline's recently revised prohibited carcass transportation list so they probably won't care it's out of season and a few trophy crab mounts would look good in the lodge.
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2015, 01:53:25 AM »
The Crabpocalypse is upon us. There is nowhere to hide. Embrace your new leader.
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2015, 10:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Latrobe on August 08, 2015, 01:53:25 AM
The Crabpocalypse is upon us. There is nowhere to hide. Embrace your new leader.

Crabnado!
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2015, 02:30:10 PM »
Quote from: BaldEagl on August 08, 2015, 10:09:19 AM
Crabnado!

Coming soon... From the makers of the Discovery Channel's "Shark Week"

Presents...

"CRAB WEEK"

Yes, you heard it folks... 7 full days of crab movies, documentries, and the highly anticipated CRABNADO. Also we will have a soothing 24 hour marathon dedicated to the sounds of skittering...

Enjoy...
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Offline bustr

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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2015, 04:12:07 PM »
Horrible giant land crabs mutated after a meteorite hits the ground in the middle of their mating migration out of the back woods swamps. The meteorite is highly cosmic ray radioactive and is primarily composed of adamantite. The dead and dyeing crabs due to the cosmic radiation begin fusing with the adamantite.......and growing.......... :O

The Reign of Crabs has begun.

Tasmanian Giant Crab Versus Giant Florida Mantis Shrimp.

   


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Offline SteelyDan68

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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2015, 04:17:09 PM »
Quote from: MrKrabs on August 06, 2015, 11:56:37 PM
The time has come my crustacean brethren!

The symbolic rains have come and it is our time! It is time to march and take over the land wit our vast numbers from the pathetic hoomans that cowardly bait us with chicken necks from the safety of land. Pop their tires in defiance!

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/local/end-of-summer-brings-swarm-of-crabs-to-treasure-co/nR4RH/

We will persevere! Raise your claws for battle with the hooman race!!!




In a nutshell I've been spends a few hours every night wandering the parking lots of my apartments saving crabs  during their epic season. They get stuck in the driveways that have very high curbs and get ran over by cars or get stuck in the sun and die.


Are these yours?
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2015, 05:04:48 PM »
Quote from: SteelyDan68 on August 08, 2015, 04:17:09 PM

Are these yours?

No... That was merely a clip from my recruiting propaganda video...

It was narrated by Winston...
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Re: The time has come!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2015, 09:17:39 PM »
Quote from: bustr on August 08, 2015, 04:12:07 PM
Horrible giant land crabs mutated after a meteorite hits the ground in the middle of their mating migration out of the back woods swamps. The meteorite is highly cosmic ray radioactive and is primarily composed of adamantite. The dead and dyeing crabs due to the cosmic radiation begin fusing with the adamantite.......and growing.......... :O

The Reign of Crabs has begun.

Tasmanian Giant Crab Versus Giant Florida Mantis Shrimp.

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