How to disable a vicious attack dog!

[Vulcan]

Give that bloke a beer...

McLean said the pain was "unbearable" as the dog pulled off a big chunk of meat from his thigh, then went back in for his calf.

He tried to open the dog's clamped mouth, tried shaking it and eye-gouging it, but the dog would not budge.

"At that stage, I dropped to the ground and it dragged me a couple metres down the road."

Another man heard the commotion, grabbed the dog by the hind legs and tried to pull it off the injured man.

In a random act of desperation, he stuck his finger in the dog's bum, prompting it to loosen its hold.

"Four or five people jumped on it and that's when I got away."

McLean said it was a "surreal feeling", looking down and seeing a gaping hole in his leg.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/76170184/dog-attack-victim-saved-by-unusual-tactic

[100Coogn]

Give that bloke a beer...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/76170184/dog-attack-victim-saved-by-unusual-tactic

I would of tried to poke his eye first.   

Coogan

[pembquist]

This right here is the part I find disturbing:

"Four or five people jumped on it and that's when I got away."

[Ripsnort]

This right here is the part I find disturbing:

"Four or five people jumped on it and that's when I got away."

[caldera]

Reminds me of the South Park episode with Steve Irwin.

"Watch me stick my thumb up this croc's butthole.... this croc's really pissed off now!" 


Surprised the eye gouge didn't work.   Another alternative if you have both hands free, is to break one of it's legs. 
Or a .45 slug. 

[Bruv119]

reminds me of the story when Zack tamed his dog Ben...

[BuckShot]

I've also heard that butt fingering is a good way to stop a dog fight. Sounds like a good way to be bitten to me.

I'd go for dislocating a leg and shoulder during a dog on human attack.