For a million dollars, would you...

[Brooke]

For a million dollars, would you fly bombers or Bf 109G-6's in the June Scenario "The Battle of the Dnieper"?

Well, then you should go for it because:

1.  You will love it!

2.  Scenarios have great action!

3.  Importantly, by the laws of quantum mechanics, there is non-zero chance that flying in The Battle of the Dnieper will indeed get you ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

(Could be dropped by FED helicopter directly into your waiting hands.)

Link to registration is available from this page:
http://www.ahevents.org/events/scenarios/current-or-next-scenario.html

[Brooke]

PS:

Tell your friends today!

You'll be glad that you did!

Shed excess pounds effortlessly!

Tastes great!

Minimal side effects!

Your only regret will be the thought, "Why didn't I do this sooner?"

[Brooke]

Here are the extra benefits you will receive:

-- Fly with or against Zack, semi-mythical yet real personage in Aces High.

-- Get saved or killed by Bruv.

-- Hear drunken Finns swearing in real Finnish on vox.

-- Be invited to sit with the cool kids at the cool table.

-- When your grandkids ask you, "Grandpa, what did you do in the great Battle of the Dnieper in Aces High back in aught 16," you won't have to say, "Well, I skipped out on the glorious aerial fighting in order to sit on the couch in my grease-stained t-shirt, watching reruns of Charles In Charge, eating Cheetos and being flatulent."

[Brooke]

Also, Gunny says to get your tail in there asap:

[KCDitto]

-- Hear drunken Finns swearing in real Finnish on vox.


OK, I have experienced this and it is HILARIOUS!

 

[LCADolby]

I'm already in, I'd prefer chocolate moneys