Is your AH carrier flight lacking some "zip"?

[Serenity]

Does your morning briefing need a kick in the pants? Do you wish someone would talk to you like a Navy strike pilot making his first trip to the boat? Well sir, today is YOUR lucky day! Bust out that iPhone and download the Ronnie Stahl app for Kids Who Can't Fly Good!

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/ronnie-stahl-app-for-kids-who-cant-fly-good/id1086478833?mt=8

Featuring such classics, as:

"Little high all the way. No grade"

and

"Raise your hand if you did good today. Put your [explative] hand down"

and, who could forget

"I hate students..."

Download today!


So, apparently this app has been around forever, but as the man himself is CNATRA paddles on my boat this month, it's making a resurgence, and it was too funny not to share!

[Vraciu]

He sounds just like one of the guys I flew with a few years back.  He was in T-45s, E-2s, Hornets, and was an LSO.  Dead ringer.   

"Do you want some idiot from Meridian waving you, or do you want daddy waving you?" 

[Serenity]

He sounds just like one of the guys I flew with a few years back.  He was in T-45s, E-2s, Hornets, and was an LSO.  Dead ringer.   

"Do you want some idiot from Meridian waving you, or do you want daddy waving you?" 

That’s my favorite lol. Between that and Thunder Buddy giving me a full blown rapey whispered “roooooooger baaaaaaaalllllll” it’s gonna be a wild ride...

[Vraciu]

Classic stuff.   Really funny.   

[Maverick]

Can't see/ hear it. Only use android, never apple crap. Is there a version on you tube?

[Serenity]

Can't see/ hear it. Only use android, never apple crap. Is there a version on you tube?

No, it’s an actual app you have to pick “briefing options” to hear. I run android for the phone, but iPad for ForeFlight, and EVERY Navy app seems to only run on apple

[Shuffler]

No, it’s an actual app you have to pick “briefing options” to hear. I run android for the phone, but iPad for ForeFlight, and EVERY Navy app seems to only run on apple

LOL that's scary.