That is not an entirely impossible (if not provable) scenario.
I do think it is fairly idiotic to claim it was intentionally released in some kind of ChiCom plot to hurt Moscow-Donny's re-election chances.
That doesn't make sense on multiple levels.
The entire Trumpverse makes no sense on multiple levels, yet it's there and as strong as ever. Belief is all that is required.
I read this the other day.. it's from Bunker Boy Donalds 9th grade teacher
So here's a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he's laughing uncontrollably:
• Donny frequently forgot when/where class was. On more than one occasion, I had to retrieve him from other classrooms.
• Donny ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons.
• Donny's dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me...his English teacher. This was a public school. When I gave it back to Donny, voided, to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school, Donny got in trouble for trying to spend it at 7/11 after school.
• Donny was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire....twice
• Donny threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn't him.
• Donny called the basketball coach a "Motherdiddlying squeak" during gym. Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Donny tried out. It didn't go well.
• Donny's mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
• Donny tazed himself in the neck before a football game
• Donny kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up.
• Donny says the N-word a lot. Donny was white. The highschool was 84% black. Donny got beat up a lot.
• Donny stole another student's backpack....and tried to sell it back to them.
• Donny didn't understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes, homework, classwork, and participation. Donny finished his first semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11.
• Donny spit on a girl and said "You should get out of those wet clothes". The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher.
• Donny didn't know dogs and cats were different animals.
• Donny asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen don't go to prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address
• Donny got gum in his hair, constantly.
• Donny regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over, grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name on it wherever there was room.
• Donny had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember what they were. They were very concerned that "the holiday party" (it's high school, we don't have those) would have peanuts. When they finally got a doctor's note....he was allergic to amoxicillin
• Donny and his parents took a trip to Nassau (how the diddly did they even get airline tickets?) and forgot all their luggage at home. I didn't believe him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting.
• Donny's grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.
ok.. I found this on reddit about someone named Kevin.. figured to still applied to Chump or any of his minions
