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Offline Chris79

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To early?
« on: June 24, 2023, 02:20:55 PM »
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Re: To early?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2023, 02:54:36 PM »
Ok, that's MILDly amusing.....
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Re: To early?
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2023, 06:14:06 PM »
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Re: To early?
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2023, 06:34:00 PM »
Should include a punch card. Survive 10 sub excursions, you get the 11th free
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Re: To early?
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2023, 06:37:49 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 06:34:00 PM
Should include a punch card. Survive 10 sub excursions, you get the 11th free

How about

"If it implodes, you get your next dive for free."
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Re: To early?
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2023, 09:26:44 PM »
Order a trip to see the Titanic and we will throw in a free visit to Davy Jones Locker
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Offline Chris79

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Re: To early?
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2023, 11:14:26 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on June 24, 2023, 09:26:44 PM
Order a trip to see the Titanic and we will throw in a free visit to Davy Jones Locker
Or six new citizens of bikini bottom.
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Re: To early?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2023, 12:25:28 AM »
had I been there they would have found it withing hours.  dive below the brown stain.

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Re: To early?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2023, 02:29:03 AM »
Quote from: CptTrips on June 24, 2023, 06:37:49 PM
How about

"If it implodes, you get your next dive for free."

Exactly. Same warranty than in Finnish paratroopers chutes; return malfuntioning one to the chute master and you get new one for free.
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Re: To early?
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2023, 02:57:07 AM »
Tyrone Matthews is at Lake Michigan. My new company Lakegate is offering tours to go to the bottom of Lake Michigan, in my state of the art submersible I made yesterday behind Arby's. And tested at a local apartment complex pool. For only 4 Hunnid you can spend the day exploring 900 feet down to view ship wrecks, tires and old boots. Since this is my first trip to the bottom (giggity) I will be offering a catfish basket to the first two passengers signed up. Our motto is "You may not come up but we sho gon get down".

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Re: To early?
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2023, 09:02:10 AM »
Quote from: GasTeddy on June 25, 2023, 02:29:03 AM
Exactly. Same warranty than in Finnish paratroopers chutes; return malfuntioning one to the chute master and you get new one for free.

LoL.  Yeah I stole that.

When I went skydiving that is what they told me before takeoff.

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Re: To early?
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2023, 05:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris79 on June 24, 2023, 11:14:26 PM
Or six new citizens of bikini bottom.


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Re: TOO early?
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2023, 08:40:56 PM »
Would have been funnier if you spelled TOO correctly.

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Re: TOO early?
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2023, 08:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Vraciu on June 25, 2023, 08:40:56 PM
Would have been funnier if you spelled TOO correctly.

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So you're the grammar police now.  :rofl 

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Re: TOO early?
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2023, 06:05:11 AM »
Quote from: 100Coogn on June 25, 2023, 08:52:16 PM
So you're the grammar police now.  :rofl 

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