Uhhhh....Funked...your sarcasm is duly noted....but we did not take the direct route to our target. In fact, we coordinated with the 56th prior to takeoff to ensure that neither of us took a direct route to target. We headed due NW towards their HQ and were set to then turn NE at a certain point. Unfortunately, the enemy decided to take the same route to their target. We also (well I did) extensive testing of our speed and capabilities versus our likely opponents. I informed everyone in the squad that we could outrun any Zeke without dropping ordnance and we could outrun any Tonys easily if we dumped our ordnance. Upon realizing we were facing Tonys, the order was given to dump ordnance, and we used our speed to race south out of harms way. We lost 1 pilot during this because he dumped his ord too late. Once we were all safe, we had 2 choices: Keep running, or do our best to defend our home field from the incoming strike. We decided we would do our best to defend it. In the middle of this, a second, higher flight of Tonys showed up and took away any altitude and energy advantage we had. As a result, we were vastly outnumbered and died quickly.
I appreciate your assumption that we are a bunch of handsomehunkes though.