Author Topic: Top Ten Worst Opening Pick Up lines... (Read 688 times)

Hangtime · « **Reply #30 on:** March 30, 2002, 01:11:12 PM »

"nice legs. wanna play 'hide the salami'"?

that one actually worked... tho in retrospect, i shouldn't be surprised it did. ever hear of coyote syndrome?

then theres the time a nicely built package wearin skin tight leather pants sittin on the bar stool next to me settled a bet.

"hey", i sez to her, "my buddy here wants to know how you get into those pants.."

"well", she sez; "he can start by buying me a drink."

eskimo2 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2002, 03:51:16 PM »

When we make love...
Will you say, "Base under attack" every five minutes?
... I'll make airplane noises!

eskimo

fdiron · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2002, 05:03:32 PM »

Hey girl, smell this rag! *SHOVES CHLOROFORM RAG IN HER FACE*

eskimo2 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2002, 05:03:47 PM »

So, do ewe graze here often?

eskimo

steely07 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 30, 2002, 05:46:48 PM »

A friend of mine's brother used to achieve more success than you would expect by starting with "Dance with me Pig"
Just don't ask me why that would work....i have no idea

PS true story i swear

Kanth · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2002, 02:50:07 AM »

Hey!! I looked for ya, no one had seen ya.

I'll keep an eye out

good to see you again =)

Kanth

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Originally posted by Frodo
Hi Kanth!

About time you showed up here.

Frodo