trying to show that they got the bigger sack of nuts
I'm glad this was brought up because since starting here I've developed a...
well..
a problem..
Is it a common occurence here to have one's..ehh...grocerys swell after a kill ???
I didn't notice it at first, being new, kills are few and never paid much attention..
But as time went on, I'd kill two, maybe three and I would experience discomfort in the confines of the cockpit.
I didn't think much of it at first, but then one day flying a Corsair I managed to dispatch four poor low life bastages...
And the discomfort became a REAL discomfort...
Looking down I...
SAW TWO TREMENDOUS BALLS SQUEEZING OUT OF MY FLIGHT SUIT !!!!I could_not_keep_both_hands on the flight stick.......
..throttle was no longer within reach...
They were two BIG mother's...
How do all of you cope with this ?????????
Thanks in advance..