True Story:
I was teaching special education in San Luis Obispo, CA when PG&E was attempting to bring Diablo Canyon on line. For those of you too young to remember (1980 or 81 I think) this plant caused a huge movement by the Anti-nuke crowd. As a practicing hippie pinko, I had many friends living in the "solar village" set up in a nearby field.
I decided that a tour of the site would be a good thing for my students, so I called PG&E. After explaining that I had a bus load of Developmentally Disabled students that would love to see the facility, they wiped the drool from their PR man's mouth and invited me over.
In the intervening time I coached my students in some interesting questions to ask the tour guide. I know, it was not entirely kosher, but I enjoyed the heck out of it. I wish I had a video of the tour guides reaction:
Tour Guide: (In Barney-like voice) The containment building weighs as much as a really, really heavy thing boys and girls! And the concrete is really really thick too. Any questions?
Timmah: (not his real name) What do you do with all that concrete when you have to disassemble the building in 50 years?
Tour Guide: ?? huh ??
Freddy: What exactly is the half life of Strontium 90?
Tour Guide: Now that's a good question..........
He eventually had to get his supervisor to answer the "children's" questions. Was one of the best field trips ever.