Author Topic: Hey Fatty (Read 265 times)

Curval · « **on:** August 06, 2002, 01:23:50 PM »

Did you guys manage to kill that bottle of rum?

I heard some chocking in the Con room when someone took a swig...but I was in a mission at the time.

Fatty · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2002, 01:28:06 PM »

Well, there was the time we hogtied moose and stuck a funnel down his throat to teach him the downside of alcohol abuse....

Other than that I walked around finding the drunkest idiots who would not be able to read the bottle but would instead see it as some nice smooth dark rum. There were enough of those to get rid of about half the bottle. Passed it around late Sunday morning when the applecorn ran out, but most people still up at that point were still alive that late because they were intelligent enough not to drink things that could kill an elephant.

Curval · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2002, 01:35:33 PM »

lol...

Well I suppose one use for any dregs might be as BBQ coal firing fluid! Might give a unique flavour to the steaks/ribs.

Fatty · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2002, 01:52:45 PM »

Yankee did take a swig at one point. Man, if you thought she was mean before.....

Mathman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2002, 05:18:14 PM »

I took a sniff of that stuff. There is no longer any hair in my nose. I was going to ask to borrow it for use as a fuel additive to clean out the fuel injectors on my truck.

Pei · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2002, 05:34:21 PM »

Hey that was good stuff, just what the doctor ordered for 4am chatting with the FDBs: it kills all known germs

Fatty · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2002, 05:40:23 PM »

I think Raub had a swig or two Saturday morning too. Possible factor in his lying in bed Saturday night?

Mathman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2002, 06:14:46 PM »

He is still suffering from bitter rum face from what I hear.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2002, 06:20:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Mathman
I took a sniff of that stuff. There is no longer any hair in my nose. I was going to ask to borrow it for use as a fuel additive to clean out the fuel injectors on my truck.

ROTFLOL! (Ripsnort comtemplates the full bottle sitting on the 'frig for possible hemmeroid remover...)

Pei · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2002, 06:40:45 PM »

too much detail, Rip

Curval · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2002, 07:09:36 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort

ROTFLOL! (Ripsnort comtemplates the full bottle sitting on the 'frig for possible hemmeroid remover...)

lol...check your bottle man. Yours is 80 proof...enjoy it, it's great stuff..honestly. If you can find some ginger BEER (not ginger ale) to mix it with the resulting drink is called a Dark and Stormy...the national drink here.

I only got the 140 proof as a donation to the FDBs.

Funny though...I had never heard of 140 proof before. Here it is 151 proof. But, since 9/11 the stuff has been classified as too explosive to be allowed in the main cabin and therefore I could only get the 140 at the duty free shop. I confirmed this regulation when reading the American Way magazine which stated that FAA regulations now limit alcohol content to 140 proof being carried on to a plane.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2002, 08:21:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Fatty
I think Raub had a swig or two Saturday morning too. Possible factor in his lying in bed Saturday night?

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I did dare to take a shot. Talk about foul. I was afraid to walk near any open flames. I did manage to make it to the museum the next morning, so it wasn't totally toxic