Author Topic: Beer Needed (Read 778 times)

Fatty · « **on:** March 01, 2000, 08:52:00 PM »

We are now in an emergency situation, as the keg is floating, the end of it is within sight.

If you can spare any beer, or even just chicken wings, please send to Fat Drunk Bastards as soon as possible.

Fatty

Lance · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2000, 09:21:00 PM »

To decipher Fatty's drunken blathering, FDB is looking for a few fat men. If a spitfire handles more like a 747 after your bodyweight is added to the flight model, then the Fat Drunk Bastards might be for you. Anyone interested should check out our web site at fdb.50megs.com. If after reading it you still are interested, then you have problems. Thats okay, cause we do too. Contact us by email or in the arena so that we can fly together and see if you fit in with the squad. Viva la FDB!

Gordo

mason22 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2000, 12:53:00 PM »

fatty, ark, and gordo huh....

hmmm...like the mission statement!!!

my kinda squad...(hint hint)

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- "if at first you don't succeed....so much for sky diving."

mason22 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2000, 12:54:00 PM »

btw, lance....i'm in austin tx too!!

Fatty · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2000, 01:52:00 PM »

Bugger, then why didn't you meet us at BW3 last night! The fact that you missed a night of wings and beer does not bode well for your future son.

Fatty

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Lance · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2000, 01:54:00 PM »

Thanks for the interest, Mason

Keep an eye out for Fatty, Arkan and I in the arena tonight and we'll get some flying time in and see how things go. Oh, and you need to meet us at our next FDB hotwing-orgy down on 6th street.

Gordo

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Fatty · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2000, 02:28:00 PM »

We still need beer. If I didn't know better, I'd think you people didn't care about our plight.

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Fatty
FAT DRUNK BASTARDS

mason22 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2000, 09:15:00 AM »

have a heiney! upon joing FDB, you will be given this collectors edition green can, BEER included! if you don't like green, "rocky" will be more than happy to make your favorite suds available to you at no extra charge!

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skernsk · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2000, 03:44:00 PM »

LOL Mason......that's Fatty's sister I think

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Lance · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2000, 10:40:00 PM »

The Fat Drunk Bastards are looking for a few more drunk men. If you are looking for a squad, check out our web page and see if the FDB attitude suits you.

Gordo
Fat Drunk Bastards

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MEATGAZR · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2003, 04:12:15 PM »

I would like to join this squadron. My gameID is the same as here, "MEATGAZR".

Fatty · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2003, 08:35:36 AM »

Way to keep up the work on the webpage Gordo, you ****.