Dear:
[_] Clueless Newbie
[X] Lamer
[X] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Geek
[X] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] love muffin
[X] Troller
[_] Fundamentalist
[_] Satanist
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[_] handsomehunk
[_] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[X] Other:Waster of Time
You Are Receiving This Response Because:
[_] You imported another debate into this post
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[_] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[_] You posted a 'Relgion' post
[_] You started a long, stupid thread
[_] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[_] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[_] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[_] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[_] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[_] You make no sense
[_] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[_] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[_] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[_] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[_] You made a baseless assertion
[_] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[_] You say your 'L33t liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[_] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[_] Your complete lack of any and all grammar makes your post physically painful to read
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[_] Stop masturbating for a week
[_] Read every group you posted to for a week
[_] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[_] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read and memorize the FAQ
[_] Print your home phone number in your ads
[_] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Blow me
[_] Get a clue
[_] Get a life
[X] Go away
[_] Grow up
[_] Never post again
[_] You need to seek psychiatric help
[_] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[_] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[_] Go back to school and actually learn something
[_] Learn how to post or get off the site
[_] I don't like you
[_] All of the above
Have a nice day
