Author Topic: Hell, all we gotta do is convert ot Islam! (Read 175 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** November 17, 2002, 08:35:04 AM »

..then they'd leave us alone! Who's willing to convert?

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"They talk about a lot of things and they end the document with an exhortation to the American people to join Islam and to abandon the policies of the American administration."

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20021117_87.html

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2002, 09:21:50 AM »

Uh! uh! uh! uh! Me! me! me....

Thankfully in in the bay area, so 'Ill do it all at Johnny Talib's Mosqe.

beet1e · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2002, 10:33:54 AM »

What - join A-Q, and give up your guns?

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2002, 10:57:19 AM »

...and if they convert to democracy, we will leave them alone.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2002, 11:06:57 AM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
What - join A-Q, and give up your guns?

Well, it would be a one to one exchange program, one firearm for one belt bomb.

AKIron · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2002, 12:25:46 PM »

If it'll help get rid of all the damn liberals I'll consider it.

Sandman · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2002, 12:40:32 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron
If it'll help get rid of all the damn liberals I'll consider it.

Damn straight... let's all convert to fascism.

ra · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2002, 03:28:31 PM »

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...and if they convert to democracy, we will leave them alone.

If they convert to room temperature we should leave them alone.

Pei · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2002, 08:21:55 PM »

"We murdered thousands of you because we object the your Gorvernment's polcies. Now convert to our religion and join us"

bigUC · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2002, 06:17:28 AM »

I'm sure Islam and the mullahs are slackers on gun control - why not try it out? Next (s)election isn't far away, right? Send us norwegians a tip if it works out