Here are a couple of christmas sayings that sound dirty but aren't.
01. I prefer breasts to legs
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside
moist.
03. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
04. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
05. I've never seen a better spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat
it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it
will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all
these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same
time!
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all
morning
