Author Topic: Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance (Read 349 times)

capt. apathy · « **on:** February 11, 2003, 06:53:09 PM »

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying with weapons inspections. "Enough is enough," a determined Bush told reporters. "We are not fooled by Saddam's devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing everything the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing down and, if we have any say in the matter, neither will Saddam." Bush added that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be regarded as "an act of war."

from the onion

-ammo- · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2003, 06:56:21 PM »

the onion? that rag doesn't report any truth.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2003, 06:58:14 PM »

who goes to the onion for truth

the onion is for laughs

john9001 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2003, 06:59:08 PM »

""Full Compliance "" means saddam destroys his weapons and proves it to the UN, it does not mean he holds a easter egg hunt for the weapons.

midnight Target · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2003, 07:00:44 PM »

Fishin is gooooood!

They'll bite on almost anything tonight.

Mini D · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2003, 07:01:37 PM »

You guys need to read the onion more. One of my favorites was their article on Bush executing democratic New Mexico tourists to Texas so that a nearly even state might swing his way during elections.

MiniD

capt. apathy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2003, 07:02:58 PM »

don't really need to even bait the hook tonight.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2003, 07:03:54 PM »

one of my fav. headlines from the onion-

Bush gives France 30 days to speak english

weazel · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2003, 07:10:55 PM »

Ashcroft Orders Staff
To Chain Him Tightly
Before Next Full Moon

WASHINGTON, DC--In a move that has sparked widespread speculation, Attorney General John Ashcroft gave explicit orders to his staff Monday to tightly bind him in heavy iron chains before the next full moon on Sunday, Feb. 16.

mjolnir · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2003, 04:10:30 AM »

A favorite from a couple years ago....

Very special forces

Staga · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2003, 07:19:13 AM »

ROFLMAO !

"C-130 short plane transports a battalion of very special forces to the Gulf."

lazs2 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2003, 08:43:33 AM »

weazel quotes the onion.
lazs

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Author Topic: Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance (Read 349 times)

capt. apathy

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midnight Target

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance

Mini D

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capt. apathy

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance

capt. apathy

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance

weazel

A disoriented Ashcroft finds himself in the Oval Office following January's full moon

mjolnir

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Staga

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance

lazs2

Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance