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Offline Dowding

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« on: February 21, 2003, 04:17:48 AM »
Since it's Friday...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,  "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Anybody got any good ones? Preferably new?
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2003, 04:20:51 AM »
Yes thats funny because it's so true... The USA is planning to murder every Iraqi person - just like the nazis did to jews because we all know Bush is Hitler..


Death to Amreeka!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2003, 04:24:29 AM »
Shouldn't MG from AGW be in on this?

Oops, sorry, please dont anyone let MG know of this...
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2003, 04:48:39 AM »
It was a joke, non a sincere expression of political ideology.

Lighten up, Francises.
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2003, 05:23:08 AM »
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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Yes thats funny because it's so true... The USA is planning to murder every Iraqi person - just like the nazis did to jews because we all know Bush is Hitler..


Death to Amreeka!!!


Glad to hear your humour bypass operation was successful Grun.

Have you found a willing charisma donor yet? :D
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2003, 06:04:54 AM »
In this climate, I think it's

"lighten up, Francais!"
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2003, 06:11:49 AM »
Maybe.
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2003, 06:41:39 AM »
I try :)
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2003, 06:47:05 AM »
Yawn...

;)
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2003, 08:53:41 AM »
Wait!  I don't get it why were we gunna kill the blonde with the big tits?????  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2003, 09:02:08 AM »
lmao
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2003, 09:13:56 AM »
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lmao


What you do not know is that the Blonde with big tits a guy and his name is SLO.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2003, 10:30:58 AM »
*punt*
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2003, 11:28:13 AM »
I think you should have posted pics of the blonde.
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