Yes Santa.. and those little short men with green hair(oompa loompas) are your friends. Take their hands and strike up a conversation with them while these nice men in white coats put this nifty sweatshirt on you. Don't forget to take the white pills they give you, they'll make the bad things go away.
You'll be okay Santa, you will be O-K-A-Y.
<slowly backs away>
:-P
-SW