Here are some Redneck Medical terms;
Benign[/b]....What you be, after you be eight
Artery[/b]....The study of paintings
Bacteria[/b]....Back door to cafeteria
Barium[/b]....What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section[/b]....A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan[/b]....Searching for Kitty
Cauterize[/b]....Made eye contact with her
Colic[/b]....A sheep dog
Coma[/b]....A punctuation mark
D&C[/b]....Where Washington is
Dilate[/b]....To live long
Enema[/b]....Not a friend
Fester[/b]....Quicker than someone else
Fibula[/b]....A small lie
Genital[/b]....Non-Jewish person
Hangnail[/b]....What you hang your coat on
Impotent[/b]....Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain[/b]....Getting hurt at work
Nitrates[/b]....Cheaper than day rates
Morbid[/b]....A higher offer
Node[/b]....I knew it
Outpatient[/b]....A person who has fainted
Pap Smear[/b]....A fatherhood test
Pelvis[/b]....Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative[/b]....A letter carrier
Recovery Room[/b]....Place to do upholstery
Rectum[/b]....Damn near killed him
Secretion[/b]....Hiding something
Seizure[/b]....A Roman emperor
Tablet[/b]....A small table
Terminal Illness[/b]....Getting sick at the airport
Tumor[/b]....One plus one more
Urine[/b]....Opposite of you're out
Varicose[/b]....Near by/close by
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