Author Topic: i farted.com list of ways to "break" the news lolololol (Read 375 times)

JB73 · « **on:** July 27, 2003, 05:53:07 PM »

http://www.ifarted.com/DS.asp?D=Names&TTL=How+to+Say+I+FARTED

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A Message From Below
Affirmative Action
Air-o-gant Assault
Apocalypse Now
Baking Brownies (South Park)
Barked
Barking Spider
Bathtub Jacuzzi
Bench Burning
Bench Warmer
Biological Warfare
Bips
Blast
Blow-Holes
Blowing Ye Butt Trumpet
Bottom Belch
Botty Burp
Breaking Loose
Brown-Speak
Bucksnort
Butt Babble
Butt Chuckling
Butt Thunder
Chair Charring
Cheesers
Chinese Barking Spiders
Colon-Speak
Crack Splitters
Cracking a Rat
Creaky Floorboards
Cutting the Cheese
Disappointments From Down Under
Draw Mud
Dropped a Shoe
Elevator Evacuation
Fermented Revenge
Firing Scud Missiles
Flatulence
Floating an air biscuit
Fluff
Fragrantly Impaired
Framping
Gassius Assius
Gastronomically Expressive
Gravy pants
Grep
Guff
Gusty Windflap
Gut Belch
Gut Bubble
Happy Honkers
Heinee Burp
Hotties

Inverse Sniff
Inverted Belching
Janet
K-Fart
Methane Exit
Mud Crickets
Mud Duck
My Opinion
Natural Gas
Nature's little surprises
Nature's musical box
Nuclear Farts- 40% fallout
Obnoxious Coughing
Odiferous Objection
Ooh, that's a nasty cough
Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash
Paint-Peeling Predicament
Pant Stainers
Panty Burps
Phoofs
Poots
Pull My Finger
Rancid Reaction
Rancid Rebate
Rat Bark
Revolting Release
Ripping the seat
Rosebuds
SAV (Silent And Violent)
SBD (Silent But Deadly)
Sheet Ripping
Smelly Snoring
Speak To Me ol 'Toothless One
Stepping on a Duck
Stinkies
Stinky Sneezing
The Great Brown Cloud
There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle
Thunder from Down Under
Tooters
Tree frog
Trouser Cough
Trouser Ghost
Trouser Rippers
Trump
Tuba Tuning
Tunnel Trumpting
Unappreciated Air
UnderThunder
Unholy Airlock
Unsun Melody
Vapid Chatting
Vulgar Vapor
Waiting to Exhale
Who dropped their guts?
Who opened their lunch box?
Woofer

udet · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2003, 10:27:30 PM »

before I use the toilet for #2, I announce I'm going on a bombing raid

Leslie · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2003, 02:24:21 AM »

Low flying duck.

Leslie · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2003, 02:25:10 AM »

Back talk.

flakbait · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2003, 09:25:56 AM »

Bowel Howl

An American Chili Cook in London

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Delta Six's Flight School
Put the P-61B in Aces High

Erlkonig · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2003, 09:49:48 AM »

Didn't Freud say that normally developing children lose their anal fixation by age 4 or somesuch? So what's your excuse?

LePaul · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2003, 09:53:44 AM »

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Originally posted by Erlkonig
Didn't Freud say that normally developing children lose their anal fixation by age 4 or somesuch? So what's your excuse?

...they rode in the little yellow bus....

I have friends who think blasting their shorts and clearing a room is as admirable as showing off a new toy.

StSanta · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2003, 10:04:35 AM »

'Gas induced spot' (roughly translated) is used by one jump master here (basically "sheeit, that's a stinker, we might not be perfectly over the DZ but for the love of God, let's get OUT")

"Alternative orifice burp' is another long one

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2003, 10:17:47 AM »

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Originally posted by Erlkonig
Didn't Freud say that normally developing children lose their anal fixation by age 4 or somesuch? So what's your excuse?

Freud was a cocaine abuser.

milnko · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2003, 10:35:32 AM »

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Originally posted by Erlkonig
Didn't Freud say that normally developing children lose their anal fixation by age 4 or somesuch? So what's your excuse?

He also said all men are latent homosexuals. So are you?

Erlkonig · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2003, 11:19:41 AM »

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Originally posted by milnko
He also said all men are latent homosexuals. So are you?

Of course not. Just ask my boyfriend.