European socialist planning at it's funniest.

[miko2d]

German noodlees 'too small for EU condoms'

Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average noodle did not measure up.

Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels[/b].

They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average noodle by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German noodlees were too small for standard EU condoms.

"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

 The germans should act fast before it's too late - I would not be surprised if the legal noodle size was mandated in a humongous European Constitution currently under construction.

 miko

[SLO]

must be those damn luftweenie leather underpanties:D

[JBA]

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Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German noodlees were too small for standard EU condoms
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14.48cm = 5.7 in.

Now I'm beginning to understand the hatred for the U.S. JK

[miko2d]

The largest fraction of white population of the US is of german descent.

 miko

[_Schadenfreude_]

Reminds of the story of condoms being shipped to Russia during WW2 - either Roosevelt of Churchill insisted that all the XXL be relabelled as "Medium" in Russian.

[Saurdaukar]

Now we know why they're always pissed off.